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07-26-2010, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by honeychile
Seriously, see a sex therapist or, if you're religious, a premarital counselor. Whatever you do, don't ask my exhusband!
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So your exhusband has the same problem I have? Is that why you divorced him? We tried again tonight, and I did it again. I even tried masturbating before to see if that would make a difference, but it didn't. We actually timed it this time. It was 54 seconds, and I did the same thing. My body starts to gyrate, my eyes roll in the back of my head, my toes point and then I make the same moaning sound I always make at the end that she says annoys her for some reason, and then it's over. I see why we never have any pillow talk. When I masturbate, I can go for about 15 minutes, it's just when I'm having sex with her, that I'm done so fast. Though I wish I could, I can't help it.
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07-26-2010, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by excelblue
Ahahahahahaha! ROFL...
Seriously though, there are professional sex counselors available. They're usually for married couples, but if you're comfortable enough talking it out with her, you might want to seek out one of those with her. It might just fix up everything.
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I don't see the humor in this, but I did go to a counselor. She told me to try to either masturbate before, or think of other things.
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07-26-2010, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
I don't see the humor in this, but I did go to a counselor. She told me to try to either masturbate before, or think of other things.
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Whatever, you must be trollin.
Go back to your counselor and stop asking us.
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07-26-2010, 11:34 AM
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Troll.
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07-26-2010, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
I had to stop giving her oral sex.
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Once again, I put on my Dan Savage hat and say this particular thing is not an "option." It's STANDARD. It is not a GPS, it is the braking system. This generation, I tell you...
If you won't do that and she wants you to, she's absolutely right to dump your ass.
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07-26-2010, 11:45 AM
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XITY?
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07-26-2010, 01:15 PM
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07-27-2010, 12:03 AM
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You can tell my nerd is going strong because, out of all of these posts, I'm still hung up on the fact that he said "stinch."
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07-27-2010, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
XITY?
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no talk of nailing or chicks though.
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07-27-2010, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
You can tell my nerd is going strong because, out of all of these posts, I'm still hung up on the fact that he said "stinch."
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bad smell + her legs squeezing his head = stinch
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07-27-2010, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
I had to stop giving her oral sex. I never told her and I feel bad, but I can't take the stinch in that area. Whenever I would have oral sex with her, I would have to turn away periodically as I was doing it because of the smell.
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Ewwwww! So gross!
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Originally Posted by Dwight
My body starts to gyrate, my eyes roll in the back of my head, my toes point and then I make the same moaning sound
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I would've thought you were having a seizure.
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07-27-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamseeker
bad smell + her legs squeezing his head = stinch
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So it's a cross between a stench and a pinch?
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07-28-2010, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
So your exhusband has the same problem I have? Is that why you divorced him? We tried again tonight, and I did it again. I even tried masturbating before to see if that would make a difference, but it didn't. We actually timed it this time. It was 54 seconds, and I did the same thing. My body starts to gyrate, my eyes roll in the back of my head, my toes point and then I make the same moaning sound I always make at the end that she says annoys her for some reason, and then it's over. I see why we never have any pillow talk. When I masturbate, I can go for about 15 minutes, it's just when I'm having sex with her, that I'm done so fast. Though I wish I could, I can't help it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX4QCOnUx3E
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Ewwwww! So gross!
I would've thought you were having a seizure.
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I died when I read the bad hygiene post.
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07-28-2010, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
So it's a cross between a stench and a pinch?
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07-28-2010, 02:08 AM
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And he died when he got a whiff of "the bad hygiene".
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