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07-27-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dreamseeker
bad smell + her legs squeezing his head = stinch
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So it's a cross between a stench and a pinch?
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07-28-2010, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
So your exhusband has the same problem I have? Is that why you divorced him? We tried again tonight, and I did it again. I even tried masturbating before to see if that would make a difference, but it didn't. We actually timed it this time. It was 54 seconds, and I did the same thing. My body starts to gyrate, my eyes roll in the back of my head, my toes point and then I make the same moaning sound I always make at the end that she says annoys her for some reason, and then it's over. I see why we never have any pillow talk. When I masturbate, I can go for about 15 minutes, it's just when I'm having sex with her, that I'm done so fast. Though I wish I could, I can't help it.
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Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek
Ewwwww! So gross!
I would've thought you were having a seizure.
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I died when I read the bad hygiene post.
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07-28-2010, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
So it's a cross between a stench and a pinch?
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07-28-2010, 02:08 AM
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And he died when he got a whiff of "the bad hygiene".
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07-31-2010, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwight
I don't see the humor in this, but I did go to a counselor. She told me to try to either masturbate before, or think of other things.
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Yeah but after you wig it, try anal.
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
XITY?
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Wrong person dipshit.
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Originally Posted by Psi U MC Vito
no talk of nailing or chicks though.
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Dude, eat a dick.
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07-31-2010, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by XanexAZ
Yeah but after you wig it, try anal.
Wrong person dipshit.
Dude, eat a dick.
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Why do you want dudes to eat dicks?
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08-01-2010, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum
Why do you want dudes to eat dicks?
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Shut up.
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07-28-2010, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by PrettyBoy
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lol lol
I had to play this a few times, because I didn't get it at first. I didn't understand what she was saying but after catching a few words, I get it now. Hilarious!
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