Hi, my name is Joseph... and I have a problem.

[JosephWang]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Yeah. I know. I just get the idea that you want to make sure everyone knows and checks the websites out.

Meh, they're just small, profitless companies. There's really nothing to see. They were born of the dot com era and just refuse to die, I just thought I'd mention it. Sequoia funding will never get their money back out, and I'm actually quite happy about that.

[James]

Strong first post.

Originally Posted by JosephWang

I went out partying with my good friend, Kelly, and it was understood that we were going out as a couple that night.

Well, at the bar, Kelly started getting a little drunk. Next thing I know, I'm giving a ride to her and this other guy she started talking to that said he needed a ride.

I dropped the guy off, and then Kelly said that she needed to go inside to use the bathroom.

After waiting for a while, I went in to check up and Kelly was in the bathroom having loud sex with this guy.

I was humiliated and drove home crying. The next day Kelly called up and was acting all innocent. When I said I didn't want to talk to her, she said that I was just a "Wierd stalker Jewish asshole" and she hated me.

I've just had a very bad couple of years. I hate to go on and on, but it all started last summer when I lost my job at Adbrite. My boss, Pud Kaplan, lost the position as CEO. On his way being escorted out of the building, he yelled at me and called me a fruitcake.

A few weeks later, I was canned. I tried to go out at night to make myself feel better. I ended up with this girl I'll call 'Scamp.' One night we were going at it and she was making sounds and I said, 'are you dying?' and she suddenly freaked out and left.

I guess I'm just very depressed. What can I do to feel better? And is there anyone in Washington DC that wants to hook up tonight?

Singing off,

Joe Wang
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[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by JosephWang

I went out partying with my good friend, Kelly, and it was understood that we were going out as a couple that night.

Well, at the bar, Kelly started getting a little drunk. Next thing I know, I'm giving a ride to her and this other guy she started talking to that said he needed a ride.

I dropped the guy off, and then Kelly said that she needed to go inside to use the bathroom.

After waiting for a while, I went in to check up and Kelly was in the bathroom having loud sex with this guy.

I was humiliated and drove home crying. The next day Kelly called up and was acting all innocent. When I said I didn't want to talk to her, she said that I was just a "Wierd stalker Jewish asshole" and she hated me.

I've just had a very bad couple of years. I hate to go on and on, but it all started last summer when I lost my job at Adbrite. My boss, Pud Kaplan, lost the position as CEO. On his way being escorted out of the building, he yelled at me and called me a fruitcake.

A few weeks later, I was canned. I tried to go out at night to make myself feel better. I ended up with this girl I'll call 'Scamp.' One night we were going at it and she was making sounds and I said, 'are you dying?' and she suddenly freaked out and left.

I guess I'm just very depressed. What can I do to feel better? And is there anyone in Washington DC that wants to hook up tonight

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