Hi, my name is Joseph... and I have a problem.
 

I went out partying with my good friend, Kelly, and it was understood that we were going out as a couple that night.

Well, at the bar, Kelly started getting a little drunk. Next thing I know, I'm giving a ride to her and this other guy she started talking to that said he needed a ride.

I dropped the guy off, and then Kelly said that she needed to go inside to use the bathroom.

After waiting for a while, I went in to check up and Kelly was in the bathroom having loud sex with this guy.

I was humiliated and drove home crying. The next day Kelly called up and was acting all innocent. When I said I didn't want to talk to her, she said that I was just a "Wierd stalker Jewish asshole" and she hated me.

I've just had a very bad couple of years. I hate to go on and on, but it all started last summer when I lost my job at Adbrite. My boss, Pud Kaplan, lost the position as CEO. On his way being escorted out of the building, he yelled at me and called me a fruitcake.

A few weeks later, I was canned. I tried to go out at night to make myself feel better. I ended up with this girl I'll call 'Scamp.' One night we were going at it and she was making sounds and I said, 'are you dying?' and she suddenly freaked out and left.

I guess I'm just very depressed. What can I do to feel better? And is there anyone in Washington DC that wants to hook up tonight?

Singing off,

Joe Wang
8792372632

What... THE HELL. :eek:

Spam.

huh?

Not at all. I'm open to suggestions. I'm not a spammer, this is my actual life. I thought I might get some anonymous support, but I see that I can't even get that. Sorry to put you out.

Try a chat room or something. (And word of advice--you shouldn't put your phone number on the Internet, that is NOT wise.)

Anonymous support for what? Life happens...deal with it....weird...o.

It's just that we don't usually get so much personal information from a new poster.

And this isn't a site where people solicit hook-ups. You may want to delete your post -- there is a bit of personal information in there.

LOL. This is classic. And you gotta love the Canadian phone number!

Well I can see you're shunning me, but I just wanted to go back to an old support group from back in my youth. I'm an old Sigma Nu.

I don't have anything to hide... and I just wanted to 'chat' so why shouldn't I 'chat' on a site that is called 'Greekchat.'

But why get off the subject. I'm depressed and need a pick me up. So instead of shuffling me off, why not try to offer a brother some help.

The whole thread is just odd. If you are looking for some random person, go to a bar and open up a phonebook. Better yet, go to Craigslist. (For those who cannot tell, my post is dripping with sarcasm)

Hey man, you sound like an idiot.

THat's not my phone number. Back in Sigma Nu we were assigned numbers. Maybe things are much different.

Adding on-- to help your depression: take a break from the ladies and get in with some new friends who don't suck.

DC has a lot going on for young people-- Young Repubs/Dems, volunteer groups, intramural sports (kickball is pretty popular), etc. Try something like that.

A new job might be in order, too-- maybe you will move somewhere else, go back to school, etc.

Sorry if you're having a bad time of it. Sh*t happens, but you have to pull yourself up. If all else fails, talk to a shrink-- can help you balance out priorities and figure out why it seems like the people around you keep failing you.

Maybe post this in the Sigma Nu forum--I am sure your brothers will be thrilled to tell you what they think.

Sorry to offend, Heather. I went to the most neutral/off topic place on the site I could find.