Open Letter 8

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear CG:
It's very solid, very good. I give it 4 of 5 stars.

Does he have a hat on in all of the album art? Maybe I should just buy a digital copy. LOL.

Dear Self,
That B on your Macro Econ quiz is simply inexcusable. You need to work harder. You were 16 points away from perfect; NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Get it together,
Me

[I.A.S.K.]

Dear Neighbors,
There are only three of us in here. We share one small common area (about the size of a 2 man prison cell) and a bathroom. You both seem to be unaware of that fact.
Here are my problems:
1. I'm finding it hard to understand why you two play your music excessively loud and have many people in your room at random times. I like to listen to my music loudly so I understand that desire. What I do not understand is why you must always keep your door wide open. I live right next to you. Contrary to popular belief these walls are not paper thin, but neither are they sound proof. If you would just shut your door I would not have to hear anything.
2. You chose to put up a bathroom cleaning schedule because you felt like you were always cleaning the bathroom. I have no problem with creating a schedule, but I am not your child. If you would like to create a bathroom schedule, as we are required to do, then maybe you should knock on my door and ask if we could get together to complete the agreement we still need to sign and the bathroom schedule as well. I have attempted three times already to get this done. I don't know when it is you've cleaned the bathroom because honestly it has been a mess every time I went in. Each time I shower I have to wash the brown ring of dirt and soap out of the tub before I get in and then I have to basically clean the entire bathroom when I get out of the tub because I can't stand to see it look that bad. I almost missed dinner one day because I had to clean the bathroom (I decided that I would go on strike, but I had to end my strike early for the sake of everyones health). Now, I take issue with the fact that you both think I am going to spend a week cleaning up behind two adults. Each time I use the bathroom I leave no evidence of use. If I use it I clean it when I am finished. If we all did this the necessary cleaning would be minimal.
3. The common area is a major issue. I do not use the common area and have not used it. You two have God knows what stacked in the closet of the common area and you frequently have pizza boxes, trash, blankets, other left over food containers, and miscellaneous items in the common area. It gets so bad that I get comments from my friends who only stop by momentarily to talk or drop something off. Get it together. I refuse to abide by a cleaning schedule that requires that I clean up after you two!

[TonyB06]

Dear GKB,

Having never been a 13-year-old girl, there is just some stuff Imma have to accept and roll with. So your dragging me into "Claire's," that hideously cramped, over-crowded, pre-teen accessories store in the mall while you and your sister went through the girly jewelry and deep pink fingernail polish, was ....tolerable...barely.

I had to draw the line, however, at the $7.95 lip gloss (even if it was "your money.") I know you weren't really feeling my macro-economics lesson about store overhead and excessive price mark-ups. But when I gave you the $1.39 Carmex from the grocery store, and showed you how much you saved, I think I saw you feeling the economics of the situation.

it's ok, it's what I do.

Love, Dad

P.S. I love you 24/7/365, but next time you feel the "shopping" thing, can you please hold it and go with your mother?

[nikki1920]

And the chest bump.. lol..

Dear Tony B:
Let her buy the $7.95 lip gloss next time. When it dries out on day three, the lesson will stick better. Tell her to go to WetnWild at CVS. That's where my first makeup purchases were.

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear Tony B:
Tell her to go to WetnWild at CVS.

Thats just wrong on so many levels. WetnWild? CVS? Just wrong!

[Spinderella]

Hey White Co-Workers especially White Female Co-Workers,

Don't come around me talking about the economy and how it is a shame that banks are failing and your friends are losing their jobs and homes.

Don't get all excited when I agree with you that the economy sucks and that the CEOs are walking away with golden parachutes.

But most of all, don't get quiet and indignant when I tell you to vote your pocketbook. You know damn well what I mean by that, so stop complaining about the economy and pretending that a gun toting, cheating, non-job description knowing, war mongering, drunk Bush Twins times 5 having, strange baby name giving, watching Russia from home, moose eating grandma is doing to do right by you along with the white haired guy.

Get Real and Vote Right.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by Spinderella

Hey White Co-Workers especially White Female Co-Workers,

Don't come around me talking about the economy and how it is a shame that banks are failing and your friends are losing their jobs and homes.

Don't get all excited when I agree with you that the economy sucks and that the CEOs are walking away with golden parachutes.

But most of all, don't get quiet and indignant when I tell you to vote your pocketbook. You know damn well what I mean by that, so stop complaining about the economy and pretending that a gun toting, cheating, non-job description knowing, war mongering, drunk Bush Twins times 5 having, strange baby name giving, watching Russia from home, moose eating grandma is doing to do right by you along with the white haired guy.

Get Real and Vote Right.

The doors of the church are now open.

[Little32]

Originally Posted by Spinderella

Hey White Co-Workers especially White Female Co-Workers,

Don't come around me talking about the economy and how it is a shame that banks are failing and your friends are losing their jobs and homes.

Don't get all excited when I agree with you that the economy sucks and that the CEOs are walking away with golden parachutes.

But most of all, don't get quiet and indignant when I tell you to vote your pocketbook. You know damn well what I mean by that, so stop complaining about the economy and pretending that a gun toting, cheating, non-job description knowing, war mongering, drunk Bush Twins times 5 having, strange baby name giving, watching Russia from home, moose eating grandma is doing to do right by you along with the white haired guy.

Get Real and Vote Right.

Say it.

[TonyB06]

Dear Dish Network,
The time to try to woo me back was, oh, maybe before yall's ultra-sensitive satellite signal began to consistently go out in regular rain drizzles, never mind severe weather (which would be understandable). And the time to try to woo me back was surely not after I'd been transferred between phone reps numbers 4 and 5 MaryJane, I'm sure you're a nice woman and all, but by the time you got on the line (rep #5), there wasn't really anything for us to talk about. Peace.

Dear Randy Moss,
Will you do something, anything, please?!? My fantasy football team is getting kilt, due in part to your rumor-like performances lately....as in it was a rumor that you were actually in the stadium, let alone scoring points on the field.

[jitterbug13]

Originally Posted by TonyB06

Dear Dish Network,
The time to try to woo me back was, oh, maybe before yall's ultra-sensitive satellite signal began to consistently go out in regular rain drizzles, never mind severe weather (which would be understandable). And the time to try to woo me back was surely not after I'd been transferred between phone reps numbers 4 and 5 MaryJane, I'm sure you're a nice woman and all, but by the time you got on the line (rep #5), there wasn't really anything for us to talk about. Peace.

Dear Randy Moss,
Will you do something, anything, please?!? My fantasy football team is getting kilt, due in part to your rumor-like performances lately....as in it was a rumor that you were actually in the stadium, let alone scoring points on the field.

Dear TonyB,

Switch to DirecTV. Sunday Ticket offer is going on right now. Pay for Sunday Ticket for four months and get the Premier Package for free. All NFL games (that are now shown in your are, and not SNF or MNF). And you know since Brady's out, Moss is not going to get that much play.

JB13, former DTV employee

[Spinderella]

Hey Bush, Rush and McCain,

Quit stalling, your time is up. While I know that the economy is jacked up, it was of your own making in trying to first, be greedy and second, being callously shady and in unbelievable denial/ignorance regarding the dire state of the US economy.

I am refusing to believe that this 'collapse' and the additional fear you are selling is a random event. When it comes down to matters of politics and your party, I believe that you will stop at nothing to orchestrate events that will be in your favor.

Quit playing around, have the debate with Obama and stop hiding behind problems (hurricanes, pseudo-political wrangling over the economy). Let the US people see that you and the moose killer have no substance and plan to give us 4 more years of fraggle-nackle bull.

And Rush...GO back to rehab. Only a crack head could be as paranoid as you are judging from the random foolishness you were spitting today.

But my real point...debate or no debate. Collapsed economy or not, the freaking election better go on as scheduled. I will not tolerate 'events' causing a 'suspension' of our date with, hopefully, a new and improved destiny, Tues. Nov. 4.

[nikki1920]

Sorry, that should be "get WetnWild products at CVS".

[Senusret I]

Dear Boss,

How about you just do EXACTLY what I say and we'll all look good.

Regards,
Senusret

[I.A.S.K.]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*standing ovation*

Dayum Right!

[jitterbug13]

*joins I.A.S.K. in ovation*