Open Letter IV

MeezDiscreet · #1 01-13-2004, 01:43 AM

To my co-worker: keep yo' head up ma. it's hard for everyone and no one likes it but stay positive

To the people i call to make appointments with: i know you get bothered by me calling you when you are trying to chill but you need to realize something--while you're chilling at the house, guess what? I'M AT WORK!!!! the 'tude--i don't need it

To m: what you trying to say??? get over it and move the $@#* on aight???

treblk · #2 01-13-2004, 01:43 PM

To Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. Happy 91st Birthday. It has been an wonderful joy to be a part of this beautiful sisterhood.

To my Sands: We'll be 10years old in April and I can't wait for another 10 years with you three

To LJ, FK, PC: This weekend will be one for the story books, however, I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I'm glad we are all friends and that you've allowed me to be a part of your lives!

To the South Beach Diet! YOU ROCK. Come the summer, I will be in the dental floss swim suit

prayerfull · #3 01-13-2004, 02:00 PM

To My HUSBAND: Listen up homie....you're 'bout to get on my last dang nerve. I'm not folding anymore of your clothes because you say you don't like the way that I fold. Now, get off your butt and pick up all those clothes on the floor by your side of the bed.

Oh...To My Husband...Again: Listen up again homie....we're back from vacation. We're not in Vegas again. Lay off the beer. I made the mistake of turning you onto Red Stripe lagers. Didn't know you were gonna walk in the door with a new six pack every day after work. Get THAT together...quickly.

Husband: By the way, HOMIE....cleaning up the kitchen doesn't mean shoving the dirty dishes in the dish washer with all of the food on the plates still. Uggghhh.

Get it together Bro!

blackerican · #4 01-13-2004, 03:01 PM

To my son: Mommy loves you more than life itself!!!! But, you're still not getting another pet.

To my husband: Thank you so much for being my rock!!! And for listening to me vent about

!!!!!

To Hector: Now you say that you're getting married in 2 weeks. And that your girlfriend is pregnant!!!! Good Luck...and I still want my money!!!!!

1sd · #5 01-13-2004, 03:47 PM

To my coworker WHY do you follow me around in the morning talking to me? I mean, I know that you have stuff to say, but if I respond to you then walk away...come back later, I HAAAAATE when people follow me around talking to me.

To myself: We can do this. We HAVE to do this. You have so many reasons why you need to get yourself together, the main one being to see old age.

<---Ha I just winked at myself, LOL. Anyway, I was fine with not losing any weight or hitting a plateau, but since I got over the flu I have gained weight...we can't do this!

Let's get back in the gym, REGULARLY...and hold off on all the fresh-baked cookies, mmkay?

RedefinedDiva · #6 01-13-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by blackerican
To Hector: Now you say that you're getting married in 2 weeks. And that your girlfriend is pregnant!!!! Good Luck...and I still want my money!!!!! [/B]

Blackerican, this isn't the same girlfriend that stabbed him, huh?

CrimsonTide4 · #7 01-13-2004, 08:08 PM

TO SOROR KIMMIE1913: Thanks to your FOUNDERS DAY TITLE, I have been doing the Beastie Boys rap all day long.

It started way back in history when . . . .(la la la la, beat box, uh huh huh, beat box) **earthworm**

UpPinkies · #8 01-13-2004, 08:08 PM

To The Ladies of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc : Congrats on 91 years of sisterhood!!!

To My University: You have put me through hell trying to get this last year under my belt. You say your for the students, but I swear you have something against us. I'm going to sit buckle down, write this research paper, and GRADUATE. Please don't send me the alumne information and expect me to contribute because your actions speak louder than words.

To Mother Nature:Don't get me wrong, I love lady bugs, but why do I have to come home and find then flying around.

To NBC: EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOMMA knows this is the last year for FRIENDS and I know I have never watched the show (never been interested) but why does every commerical about this season has to be "THE MOST SHOCKING FRIENDS EVER". Please hurry up and get off the air!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #9 01-13-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UpPinkies
To The Ladies of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc : Congrats on 91 years of sisterhood!!!

To NBC: EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOMMA knows this is the last year for FRIENDS and I know I have never watched the show (never been interested) but why does every commerical about this season has to be "THE MOST SHOCKING FRIENDS EVER". Please hurry up and get off the air!!!

1. THANKS

2. D.I.T.T.O. Oh and expect them to do likewise now for Frasier too.

tnxbutterfly · #10 01-14-2004, 12:10 AM

To the ladies of Delta Sigma Theta: Congrats on 91 great years. Wishing 91 more great ones.

To my friend B: You have gone and lost your mind. How dare you? You take my car from 10am to 6:15 yesterday and have the nerve to say you were hurt because I call you out on it. Oh no!
HITH are you a)going to take my car all day b)don't ask if I might need to use MY car that day. C) get mad and then tell me I need to tell you when I MY car and D) return my car with an empty gas tank.

Yes I appericate you helping out with the minor repairs, but to throw that in my face cause you know you were WRONG is just low. So what you are $70 ahead? I shouldn't have to ask permission to to use my own car. At first I thought I was a little bit harsh about how I handled things yesterday. But your message afterwards.... I'm being unfair. I should tell you when I need MY car. I'm being to hard on you.

I don't know what you've been smoking there dude,but it has clearly affected your brain cells

ps. You're still on car punishmet. I aplogize for my tone but not my words

CrimsonTide4 · #11 01-14-2004, 10:47 AM

To EARNELL on Maury: Bruh, if both your mama and your daddy have the extra finger, sounds like they grew up calling each other brother and sister and transitioned to husband and wife. I have the extra finger and I have met 2 other people in 28 years with the extra finger. But next time do not say that you are 230% sure that you are not the dad. That is just mad ig a nant!!!

blackerican · #12 01-14-2004, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
Blackerican, this isn't the same girlfriend that stabbed him, huh?

NO......This is a new one!!!!! And she's nuts too!!!! He just loves pain I guess!!!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #13 01-14-2004, 12:25 PM

To the BASTIDS who decided to do construction on Independence Blvd TODAY: You suck!! How are you going to shut down one lane on one of the busiest streets in Charlotte in the middle of the day. I am sure you did a traffic study and should know that Independence is busy until about 10PM - 4 AM. Whatever it is you all are purporting to do, it makes no sense to do it on a work day.

To the DONKEYS on Independence: I did not want to get in front of you just to get over. You were going to have to let me over eventually since the BASTID AZZ CONSTRUCTION COMPANY closed down one lane. I have to make a U-Turn in order to get to where I am going. I put my blinker on and still you DONKEYS ignored me. To the DONKEY driving the Honda, you kept making eye contact with me but would not let me over. BOO ON YOU!! To the OLD GEEZER DONKEYS in the Grand Marquis, you know you saw me!! BOO ON YOU TOO!! To the other DONKEYS in general on Independence who just let a sista become more agitated, may you rot in HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HELL!!!!

FeeFee · #14 01-14-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
[B]
To the DONKEYS on Independence: I did not want to get in front of you just to get over. You were going to have to let me over eventually since the BASTID AZZ CONSTRUCTION COMPANY closed down one lane. I have to make a U-Turn in order to get to where I am going. I put my blinker on and still you DONKEYS ignored me. To the DONKEY driving the Honda, you kept making eye contact with me but would not let me over. BOO ON YOU!! To the OLD GEEZER DONKEYS in the Grand Marquis, you know you saw me!! BOO ON YOU TOO!! To the other DONKEYS in general on Independence who just let a sista become more agitated, may you rot in HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HELL!!!!

To CT4: You have officially lost your mind today. LOOOLLLLL @ the donkey pic. CTHU, CTHU.

Kimmie1913 · #15 01-14-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
TO SOROR KIMMIE1913: Thanks to your FOUNDERS DAY TITLE, I have been doing the Beastie Boys rap all day long.

It started way back in history when . . . .(la la la la, beat box, uh huh huh, beat box) **earthworm**

To CT4- HAHAHAHA! My bad, just felt like a tilte other than Happy Founders; Day.

To my job: Please make sure that a sisa gets a raise. MOre work and responsibilty + same pay= Bull****

To Mother Nature- PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE no snow.

That's all for now...