Barbie’s Honest to God Authentic Retro Recruitment at a Very Competitive SEC School

[AOIIalum]

This thread is perfection. I'm thinking "this thing" has got to be that Barbie's great-great-great-grandmama was a Jems founder.

[CougarGrad]

Originally Posted by AOIIalum

This thread is perfection. I'm thinking "this thing" has got to be that Barbie's great-great-great-grandmama was a Jems founder.

My dear girl, you don't know? Barbie's great-great-aunt-twice-removed-married-to-a-former-aide-to-a-U.S. Senator invented sequined hose... and they were first tested for wear, durability, and long-lasting sparkle in high-priced, erm, "social houses," if you smell what the Rock is cookin'. Didn't I tell you-- SCANDALOUS!

[bslo18]

seriously this is one of the funniest threads I have read in awhile.
bravo!

[Barbie's_Rush]

Originally Posted by CougarGrad

My dear girl, you don't know? Barbie's great-great-aunt-twice-removed-married-to-a-former-aide-to-a-U.S. Senator invented sequined hose... and they were first tested for wear, durability, and long-lasting sparkle in high-priced, erm, "social houses," if you smell what the Rock is cookin'. Didn't I tell you-- SCANDALOUS!

Excuse me! Those weren't social houses, they were sorority houses. It isn't our fault those cities instituted those pesky brothel laws that confuse so many people!