Barbie’s Honest to God Authentic Retro Recruitment at a Very Competitive SEC School

[paulam]

beauty queen (always beating out some persistent but unfortunate looking girl from Pearl, Missisippi)

Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter? I cried at that one.

Now I am crying at this one. I hope Barbie returns and has not let Chopper Mom run her off. That was hilarious.

My mother-in-law (97 and still going strong) had a cousin named Ruth Handler who founded Mattel Toys. Ruth had two children, a daughter named Barbara, whom they called "Barbie" and a son named Ken. Ruth eventually sold Mattel and passed away before we could meet her. I have tried to contact Barbara to no avail. I am sure she receives many letters from people claiming to be related, but I have the real thing, a genuine cousin who knows the family history. I hope she will respond one day.

Paula M
Sigma Delta Tau
Patrae Multi Spes Una
One Hope of Many People

[OPhiAGinger]

Originally Posted by paulam

Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter?

Even though Barbie is originally from Willows, Wisconsin (as opposed to the deep South) she DOES have a three-part name: Barbara Millicent Roberts. Her decision to go by just one perky little name is a reflection of her ego. She decided long ago that she was on a par with Madonna, Cher, and other single-named superstars and dropped the rest of her name.

But what really kills me about this little tramp is how fake she is! I swear, every part of her perfect body is the result of expert manipulation. If there's any part of her that is not plastic, I'd be hard pressed to find it.

[tld221]

Originally Posted by BadCat25

She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

LMAO almost spit my McIcedcoffee everywhere. that was TEH WIN.