Barbie’s Honest to God Authentic Retro Recruitment at a Very Competitive SEC School

[BadCat25]

She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

[MaggieXi]

Originally Posted by BadCat25

She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?

[Sister Havana]

Is it a spoiler if I tell you I think I found Barbie's rush video?

[MaggieXi]

Originally Posted by Sister Havana

Is it a spoiler if I tell you I think I found Barbie's rush video?

And this must be one of the things that Helicopter mom did to ruin Barbie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZIZF...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzFO1...eature=related

[CougarGrad]

Originally Posted by MaggieXi

Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?

You still think Skipper is Barbie's "sister"?? Giiiiirl, you haven't heard the truth about Barbie and the captain of the high school wrestling team. Scandalous, I tell you, SCANDALOUS!!!

[ASUADPi]

The truth is that Barbie got knocked up by the wrestling team captain when she was only 12 years old!!! Barbie "developed" young and was always hanging around the high school. The wrestling captain, poor guy, thought she was in high school, and SHE LET HIM BELIEVE IT!!!! Can you believe her! Well, they got busy pretty quickly and before anyone could say supercalifragulisticexbealidoshious, she was preggers.

You aren't going to believe what Barbie did to "cover her a$$". She LIED and said that the wrestling captain forced her to have sex! Barbie claimed that he told her he loved her and would never leave her if they slept together. Can you believe her! What a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE thing to say!!! The wrestling captain was arrested and charged. His parents did everything in their power to prove that their son was innocent, but Barbie put on the perfect and convincing act on the stand. The wrestling captain was convicted and sentence to 9 years in jail. Oh and the kicker is, his parents have to pay child support for the grandchild. Can you believe that witch!!! I am truly a kind and loving person but I hate Barbie with every depth and breadth of me.

Skipper is now 6 and the wrestling captains parents are sueing Barbie for custody. They no longer trust Barbie with their granddaughter.

You may ask, how do I know this? I am the wrestling captains mother. My son is an innocent victim in Barbie's manipulations. Please pray that my husband and I can take Skipper away from that wretched Barbie! Please pray for my son. He is up for an early pardon next month (on good behavior).

-The wrestling captains mother

P.S. My son's name is John, in case anyone cares to know more about the truth.

[MaggieXi]

Did she name the baby Skipper because she "skipped" her period?

(I know its a lame joke - but I couldn't help myself!)

[texas*princess]

Does anyone go to Barbie's school??? Maybe we can contact our own alums there and find out where Barbie pledged!