Hello Greek Chat friends! My name is Barbie. After life as an astronaut,
doctor,
beauty queen (always beating out some persistent but unfortunate looking girl from Pearl, Missisippi)
and all around living doll, I decided to give college a try. This is the very true story of my recruitment at a very competitive SEC school. Obviously I have used code names and changed the number of chapters. I can’t have Greek Chatters discovering my true identity since I post here all the time under another name. But it’s real and authentic. I swear to God! There are approximately nine sororities at Competitive SEC University:
Bratz
Transformers
Liddle Kiddles
Cabbage Patch Kids
American Girls
Madame Alexanders
Jems
Rainbow Brites
Strawberry Shortcakes
I didn’t have any recommendations or letters of support because, let’s face it, I’m Barbie and I don’t need them. Midge, my best friend from high school, is rushing too. She is a super sweet girl but a little unfortunate in the looks and fashion sense departments. I certainly hope the houses do not cut dear sweet Midge!
So I put on my Lilly Pulitzer, because that’s what we do in the south you know, and headed off to recruitment.
As we leave the meeting hall for our parties, we notice some creepy old drunk guy on the sidewalk trying to get us to go to some web site to tell them our recruitment stories. I don’t really understand what he’s saying, but I think I hear something about ponies and rainbows. Our Rho Chi tells us to ignore him since he’s someone who comes back to campus over and over again in painful attempts to make himself relevant to sorority life. We scurry past him and head to our first party of the day!
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