Open Letter 8

[nikki1920]

Dear 12th favorite Alpha:

Alas, I shall not be in attendance. Mommy duties come first. I will not get to see the yummy Black men, nor be hit on by a not so yummy one this year, lol!! I will, however, be expecting a full report tomorrow.

Love,
Nikki1920

[Senusret I]

Dear Nikki1920,

Twelfth favorite though?

You are hereby on probation!

Senusret I.

[Still BLUTANG]

dear crazy dentist,

you made me cry. how are you going to start drilling in my mouth and THEN ask me if i want to be numbed? nummed? i cant spell. how are you going to be all in my mouth and then chatter to the assistant that you THINK you hit "SOMEONE" on your way to work today... and that it was "PROABABLY" just a "TRASH CAN". at that point i was so shook i started texting and facebooking cries for help!

anyway... i've never had cavity so bish i didn't know what to expect. all that drillin and fillin was NOT the businesss. so, sodas and candy will be kicked to the curb. that is my responsibility - i understand. but as my dentist, it is your responsibility to prepare me for the most traumatic event i've had in a while. omg! and no sticker? i know im a grown woman, but any other time i get stickers and such. but after you took power tools in my mouth, i can't get nothing? and now why is my entire HEAD swollen?

grrrrr. i am so not happy right now.

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear TonyB,

Switch to DirecTV. Sunday Ticket offer is going on right now. Pay for Sunday Ticket for four months and get the Premier Package for free. All NFL games (that are now shown in your are, and not SNF or MNF). And you know since Brady's out, Moss is not going to get that much play.

JB13, former DTV employee

Dear JB,

Thanks. I went with ATT-UVerse. Sunday Ticket, and the Premier Package, that's more than I'm interested in ....I don't spend that much time at home. But I do still have the NFL Network. So I'm good.

Of course, if I could see more Randy Moss touchdown highlights on these networks, I'd be happier about it. Can I send dude around by your house for one of your Open Letters? I mean, this dude is giving me no rhythm.... Maybe you can shake him up?!?

and I, as the defending champion, have talked madd madd noise in my fantasy football league this year, so my team really needs to get it together.

[Senusret I]

Dear Still BluTANG:

So I guess this means YOU ain't coming to the reception, either?

Senusret I

[nikki1920]

Dear Thursday:
You are shaping up to be an interesting day so far!! Thanks!!

Dear Truck:
I am SOOO glad to have you back. Dad, thanks for handling all that inspection stuff for Kermit (the truck's name, courtesy of lilnikki1920). Mom, thanks for paying for it. Job, thanks for providing the money to repay Mom. Did I tell you that I missed you? It felt so good to be driving you again today.

Happy Driver

Queseria tu:
Muchas gracias por los flores!!!! Esta muy bonita.

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear 12th favorite Alpha:

Alas, I shall not be in attendance. Mommy duties come first. I will not get to see the yummy Black men, nor be hit on by a not so yummy one this year, lol!! I will, however, be expecting a full report tomorrow.

Love,
Nikki1920

Dear Nikki1920,
Can I have your ticket?

Sincerely,
NP

[I.A.S.K.]

Dear problem companies and George Dubyah,
I should have known when George Bush said he wouldnt ask tax payers to bail out irresponsible companies that he would do the exact opposite. There is hard evidence and proof that Republicans are bad for the economy. I don't think we have ever had a surplus under a conservative Republican president. For you people to be so conservative you do not conserve much of anything. Since you idiots think I'm going to bail out Fannie while her owners sit on their fat fannys you've clearly lost your minds. So I provide you with my economic plan:
1. Instead of making tax payers have to pay for these people's failures I ask that you sell us government bonds. Sell us bonds with a shorter time span (10-20 years instead of 30 because I dont trust the government that much) than the ones currently on sale (ie: 30 year). You must sell us bonds so that we will willingly bail out these corporate idiots, but not for nothing. We will at least get a return from the money we will spend to bail them out. Now the problem we have in this situation is that the interest to be paid to the people would be actually paid by the people if the government itself paid the interest on the bonds. Clearly, I'm not that much of an idiot that I'd ask you to let me bail-out the corps and pay myself back some interest with my own money. These companies will have to agree to incur the interest cost. This means that when they are back on their feet making millions and billions of dollars again they will have to pay off the interest on the peoples bonds. So, essentially we will loan the government money to bail out the corporate punks and the government will pay us back. Then the corporations will pay us interest as a thank you for bailing them out. This plan works for me in the long run because I will know that I have a sound investment that will pay off and I will get that money back and be able to use it in an economy where my dollar has value. Please don't think you can be slick because I will also require that these be inflation-indexed bonds. My grandmother's daughter didnt raise no fool. Oh, and just one more thing...In order for this to work Barack Obama has to be our next president (cuz I aint buyin chit from McBush. I'd rather invest in a chain of drive through funeral homes.)
2. End the war in Iraq. When a person like me can't pay her phone bill I have to make cut backs. I eat one meal a day instead of two, since I'm broke already I have to prioritize: I have necessity necessities or just regular necessities ( ex: I had to decide to buy an iron for $13 or save the 13 and get a text book I need (an older version of the one I really need) online and borrow an iron. I now borrow an iron.), you must learn to do this. The war in Iraq is an expense we need to get rid of. Another reason B.O. needs to be president.
3. Immediately end our dependence on foreign oil. (ok so I know it wont be immediate, but it needs to be as close as possible). Since this needs to be done ASAHP off-shore drilling is not an option. It is far too costly and it would take too long to work. So, we need to focus on solar, wind, and hydro energy. Yes these are expensive, but they are closer to one time costs. Once the solar panels are in you don't have to pay anymore because the sun is free. Now Palin will be in the dark half of the year, but its okay because she's used to the feeling of being left in the dark (you know, on things like foreign policy and the bush doctorine), but the rest of us will be fine. If we mandate that all government buildings be converted and all new buildings be built to use these alternative energy sources we will greatly depreciate our dependence on foreign oil. Also, we will have to divert some of those Iraqi Freedom funds to scientists so that they can develop some new types of fuels for cars that are effiecient (for the environment, for cost, and for renewability).
As an extra note a nice chunk of those former freedom funds need to be going to education. So that you can pay my tuition and pay for Nikki1920 to go back to workin with the chillins.

Thanks and if you need any more advice on economic policy/planning PM me!

Sincerely,
I.A.S.K.

[christiangirl]

Dear neighbor,

I couldn't help but notice the Obama sticker on your car. Now I appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's think about this. You know where we are and who we stay with. I'm as excited as you are, but COME ON. You are asking for property damage. There's a time and a place to be big and bold, but on a whitified campus that's a block vote for McCain is not the one. Girl, you know if this was the hood, your car would get cut. Be smart about this, that's all I ask. Just come on to the underground--we have snacks.

Love,
CG (Go-bama!)

[Still BLUTANG]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

Dear Still BluTANG:

So I guess this means YOU ain't coming to the reception, either?

Senusret I

sorry i missed it. i was in the house all week.

[nikki1920]

Dear 12th favorite Alpha:
So....How was CBC?

doves and kisses,
Nikki1920

[Senusret I]

Dear nikki1920,

This is probably my fourth year going and I enjoyed it a lot more this year than any other year.

First reason: I had a really fun running buddy, one of your sorors from Drexel.

Second reason: THEY HAD SUSHI!!!!!

Love,
Senusret I

[Spinderella]

Dear Sarah Palin,

I have three words for you that were the mantra of your party...'Stay the course'.

Don't let the conservative base/commentators/bloggers/or editors sway you away from the bright lights and prize of being the first woman on your party's ticket.

You are a gift to the American people who have needed a laugh for many years now. Before Tina Fey, only Will Ferrell brought as much joy. For that I appreciate you.

Stay the course, Sarah! Don't let them yank you off the ticket albeit they have you sequestered like a juror on the (first) OJ trial. In several short weeks you have served Senator Obama...er I mean your party and country very well. After all, you have done one good thing for the economy...Tina Fey has another paycheck.

Like Iraq, stay the course, Sarah...DON'T CHANGE A THING!!!


Go Obama!!

[Spinderella]

Dear Warren Sapp,

I love confidence and it truly took confidence for you to wear that black Morpheus-like get up on Dancing with the Stars. You were awesome and very light on your feet...an extraordinary surprise. However, was that eyeshadow or liner that I saw? Your eyes were awfully 'bright'.

Enjoy yourself, I am just watching you.

[nikki1920]

Dear Spinderella:
I am SO glad I was not the only one to have seen that!! lol! I had no idea that football players were such good dancers!! lol. Imma need Kim to loosen up though. And for Toni to quit with the hoochie mama outfits.

Go Warren!!!