Open Letter 8

[jitterbug13]

Originally Posted by TonyB06

Dear Dish Network,
The time to try to woo me back was, oh, maybe before yall's ultra-sensitive satellite signal began to consistently go out in regular rain drizzles, never mind severe weather (which would be understandable). And the time to try to woo me back was surely not after I'd been transferred between phone reps numbers 4 and 5 MaryJane, I'm sure you're a nice woman and all, but by the time you got on the line (rep #5), there wasn't really anything for us to talk about. Peace.

Dear Randy Moss,
Will you do something, anything, please?!? My fantasy football team is getting kilt, due in part to your rumor-like performances lately....as in it was a rumor that you were actually in the stadium, let alone scoring points on the field.

Dear TonyB,

Switch to DirecTV. Sunday Ticket offer is going on right now. Pay for Sunday Ticket for four months and get the Premier Package for free. All NFL games (that are now shown in your are, and not SNF or MNF). And you know since Brady's out, Moss is not going to get that much play.

JB13, former DTV employee

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear TonyB,

Switch to DirecTV. Sunday Ticket offer is going on right now. Pay for Sunday Ticket for four months and get the Premier Package for free. All NFL games (that are now shown in your are, and not SNF or MNF). And you know since Brady's out, Moss is not going to get that much play.

JB13, former DTV employee

Dear JB,

Thanks. I went with ATT-UVerse. Sunday Ticket, and the Premier Package, that's more than I'm interested in ....I don't spend that much time at home. But I do still have the NFL Network. So I'm good.

Of course, if I could see more Randy Moss touchdown highlights on these networks, I'd be happier about it. Can I send dude around by your house for one of your Open Letters? I mean, this dude is giving me no rhythm.... Maybe you can shake him up?!?

and I, as the defending champion, have talked madd madd noise in my fantasy football league this year, so my team really needs to get it together.