Open Letter 8 - Page 26

christiangirl · #1 09-19-2008, 01:41 PM

christiangirl · #2 09-21-2008, 08:10 AM

Dear neighbor:

I have been at work since yesterday evening. Now that I'm home, I would like to politely inform you that I don't care if it's Sunday morning, YOU WILL NOT sing while I'm trying to nap. Save it until I wake up for church and I promise Jesus will love you still.

Silence in the name of Jesus,
CG

Senusret I · #3 09-21-2008, 08:23 AM

Dear Jerkface,

You need to realize that all of us are volunteers. If you don't stop talking to us like we're your children, or like you sign our paychecks, then you will find yourself by yourself SOON.

nikki1920 · #4 09-23-2008, 12:06 PM

Dear Verizon:
WTF are these charges on my bill? EYE did not authorize them to be put on to my phone? This is why I am considering Vonage. Please see that the situation is rectified ASAP.

Angry customer

NinjaPoodle · #5 09-23-2008, 03:28 PM

Dear Friend,

Now what?

NP

nikki1920 · #6 09-23-2008, 03:58 PM

Dear LOTUG:

After what your #3 told me today, I love you all for life. Seriously.

Love,
a very touched mom

nikki1920 · #7 09-23-2008, 06:52 PM

Dear SCD:
Your LBs are the greatest. I know you heard me and your #3 talking today, and I am SO glad that he is Peanut's Godfather. We chose well. Do you hear our child practicing her cello?

We miss you lots.
N and B

Senusret I · #8 09-23-2008, 07:59 PM

Dear MT,

How do you expect us to remain friends if you fundamentally don't believe me to be your equal?

Yes, marriage equality is big enough an issue for me where I would change the nature of our friendship or even end it if you can't stand with me.

Senusret I

jitterbug13 · #9 09-23-2008, 08:30 PM

Dear Clay Aiken,

ABOUT TIME!!!!

Dear David Archetta fans,

You see all those female Claymates that will never ever have a chance with Clay now? The ones that were gushing over him and now are crying? That will be ya'll in about five years.

JB13

NinjaPoodle · #10 09-23-2008, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear Clay Aiken,

ABOUT TIME!!!!

Dear David Archetta fans,

You see all those female Claymates that will never ever have a chance with Clay now? The ones that were gushing over him and now are crying? That will be ya'll in about five years.

JB13

HA!!

KAPPAtivating · #11 09-23-2008, 10:42 PM

Dear World:

Right now I feel like it's me against you, but "I.WILL.NOT.LOSE!"

christiangirl · #12 09-24-2008, 05:20 AM

Dear Figure Skating Jesus,

Thanks for the vote of confidence. I am really excited to be moving up another level next week. I'll make you as proud as I can. Now, um, I've seen the stuff I'm expected to learn and it looks a lil daunting...can you put a bubble of protection around my bones and leave me a miracle of healing on standby? If it's not too much.

jitterbug13 · #13 09-24-2008, 10:48 PM

^^^
*standing ovation for Spinderella*

I.A.S.K. · #14 09-24-2008, 11:11 PM

Dear McCain,
I thought you were an idiot when you selected Palin, but now I know for sure that I was wrong. You are an imbecile. Do you truly believe that a solution to an economic crisis caused over the last eight years by your buddy George will be found in exactly four days? Did you honestly think that "stopping your campaign" (which we all know you are not really doing) would make a difference? People not seeing your ugly mug on TV will probably help the economy, but it will not solve the economic crisis. The debate on Friday will be a wonderful way for you to present your wonderful ideas on how to save the economy to Barack Obama and the rest of the nation. Of course you wont do this because you do not have a plan. You my dear are the number one hated person in the office. You are the person who spends time calling and pressuring everyone else to find a solution and when they do you take credit for it. Hopefully Barack will not fall for your b/s and will stand up to you and prove that you really cant do anything. Please do us all a favor and drop out of the presidential race.
Thanks,
I.A.S.K.

nikki1920 · #15 09-25-2008, 09:09 AM

Dear Sen. McCain:
If you scared, say you scared. You just don't want to debate with Obama because he will blow you out of the water. That's cool. "Stopping your campaign" so you can be in Washington for the vote won't make a difference. If your party had looked beyond the dollar signs and KEPT the regulations that Pres. Truman set in place to prevent something like this from happening, then we wouldn't be facing thes issues now. I really don't think its fair to me, a single parent, who works 40 hours a week and was possibly looking for my first home to purchase, to have to bail out other people who made poor financial choices because some greedy mortgage company wanted to get them in a home that it knew they could not afford. Regulations are there for a reason. And does the Government have the money to pay for this? If we weren't still spending $10 billion a month in Iraq, we might. But I digress. I know you are counting on my being uninformed. Surprise, I am not. Mama always said watch what people do more than what they say. I've been watching your party and I don't like what ya'll do. My vote will say that on November 4. Party's over.

Waiting for election day,
a registered voter