Open Letter 8

[nikki1920]

NiaX: why is his faher sending you emails? Chalk this one up to experience, and let it go. You don't know what the boy was telling his father, so try not to worry too much about it, chica. You deserve better and he is on his way. (((niax)))

txdiva: She had an "excellent" first day, thanks for asking! How about your rugrats, how was their first day? They had stupid form all along.. Gotta love that.

Child:
I'm glad you want to play an instrument. Seeing as how I still have to remind you to do things, HAYLE no I am not buying you a brand new string instrument. We will rent one for the year, and if you stick with it and are serious, we'll revisit purchasing an instrument next year.
Mommy, President of BIB-D Bank, Inc.

[txdiva]

Nikki1920: My kids loved it, especially my son. He was a little hesitant at first, but he came home so excited! My oldest daughter was excited but "overwhelmed"; her classes are now broken into "periods" and not just one classroom with many subjects (she's in the 5th grade). She came home and said, 'I can't believe I have so many classes in one day!' I laughed!!!

[nikki1920]

She changes classes in the FIFTH GRADE!!! (my daughter won't do that until 6th!)

[Senusret I]

Dear John McCain:

If, by chance, you win this election....don't you ever, ever die.

Regards,
Senusret I

[nikki1920]

Dear cramps:

#%$^$%%&*%$^$@%&(@@$^@! You can kick rocks. Is this REALLY necessary? I HURT!! Go away.

Me

Dear desk:
you and I are due for a major overhaul. It commences on Monday. Cabinets, you are included in the overhaul as well.

love,
the left handed worker.

[I.A.S.K.]

Dear Migraine,
You make me feel like a smedium sized woodland creature is kicking me in the forehead repeatedly. I do not have my prescription meds and I refuse to take ten of those weak lil asprins for you to go away! Please remove yourself from the premisis immediately.

Dear Cramps,
Please stop ASAP! I will not let you continue to force me to curl up into a ball and bawl. GIT TA STEPPIN'! NOW!

Dear Financial Aid,
The word Aid means help. Thats what I need you to do.

Sincerely,
Me

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

This letter should also be addressed to whateverthehellthatAlpha'sname is and signed by me.

I'm a little upset that this also applies to me...hope he's not the same Alpha.

[nikki1920]

Dear scd:
Our daughter just came to me, crying and upset. She asked me why you had to get on your motorcycle. I don't have an answer for her. What am I supposed to tell her? What am I supposed to do? I'm really mad at you right now because you left me alone to raise her something you promised me that August afternoon in your apartment in Fayetteville, sitting on your couch watching/not watching the coverage of Princess Diana's death, that you'd never do. I could really hate you right now, but I can't because our daughter, who looks and acts so much like you, needs me. What I really want to do is cry with her, but I can't. I'm still too angry. Her heart hurts and I can't fix it. My only job is to protect her from hurting and I can't do that. How do I fix it?

Looking for answers,
B's mom

[jitterbug13]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

I'm a little upset that this also applies to me...hope he's not the same Alpha.

I don't think that it is the same one, but if it is, another reason for him to go!!!! GC Alphas, please help (some of) your brothers out on how to treat women.

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear scd:
Our daughter just came to me, crying and upset. She asked me why you had to get on your motorcycle. I don't have an answer for her. What am I supposed to tell her? What am I supposed to do? I'm really mad at you right now because you left me alone to raise her something you promised me that August afternoon in your apartment in Fayetteville, sitting on your couch watching/not watching the coverage of Princess Diana's death, that you'd never do. I could really hate you right now, but I can't because our daughter, who looks and acts so much like you, needs me. What I really want to do is cry with her, but I can't. I'm still too angry. Her heart hurts and I can't fix it. My only job is to protect her from hurting and I can't do that. How do I fix it?

Looking for answers,
B's mom

((((nikki and lil'nikki))))

[Senusret I]

Dear Frienemy #1: You need a real job. All you know is school and you are on this infinite quest to be better than everyone else. It started when you transferred from a Top Tier school to a school that YOU perceived to be inferior. Then you pledged an honor fraternity (which you currently don't do ISHT for). Then you went to a top tier grad school for a Masters and now you're getting a PhD from another one. Yet and still, you have no goal to get a REAL JOB and now you want the elusive Post Doc from Harvard.

You stupid, vapid queer. YOUR line of work doesn't require a Post Doc -- nor is a Post Doc a REAL JOB. You just want to say you were at Harvard.

You only contact me when something is wrong -- never just to say hello or ask me how I am. And when you do ask me, it NEVER sounds sincere.

It's as though you were only really friends with me because I went to Georgetown. You are the ultimate name dropper.

Gah, how were we ever friends? You are such a user!

Warm wishes,
Senusret I

[Little32]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

nor is a Post Doc a REAL JOB.

Dear Senusret,

This hurt me, just a little.

Sincerely,

Little32

[BlessedOne04]

To My Chain Smoking (illegal substance) Neighbors,
I don't know why you were allowed in my neighborhood because you are such horrible neighbors. The next time you feel the need to light up, I'mma feel the need to call the police!!!!

To the office lady who said you could do nothing about this,
Do better if you expect me to pay more. I'm tired of managements lack of judgement in regards to who stays here.

[jitterbug13]

Dear unknown member of XYZ Sorority, Inc.,

It's good to have pride in your sorority, but do you have to paint your car in the sorority colors? On top of that, you have the sticker on your car, the license plate border and THE STATE ISSUED LICENSE PLATE!!!! I've bet you have the front plate, the (color) and (color) seats and the car rugs too.

I have family members and friends who are proud members of your sorority, but they do not have their cars color-coordinated. And I not the only one who is wondering about your car. Grandma Jitterbug has also seen your car and has mentioned it. So if Grandma is talking about how tacky it is, you know a whole lot of other people are. The next time I see your car at the parking lot of the shopping center where Curves is, your car may wind up on Funny Greek Stuff Around The World on Facebook.

Signed,
JB13, simple Delta

[jojapeach]

Dear Jitterbug:

PLEASE take that picture!!! You know FGS isn't as funny as it used to be. Your contribution would be like buttah....


Dear Salespeople at the job:

Take a moment and try to comprehend what's going on before you ask questions. TRY.... It's likely that you won't waste my time finding answers for you that you can see for yourself. I know you want to help your customers. TRY understanding the product and service you provide. Sheesh...


Dear Ohio State fans:

I am so looking forward to Saturday's game. I can't wait to see y'all tumble out of the top 10. *insert evil laugh*

[TonyB06]

Originally Posted by jojapeach

Dear Ohio State fans:

I am so looking forward to Saturday's game. I can't wait to see y'all tumble out of the top 10. *insert evil laugh*

...how many national championships, or even national championship appearances does Georgia have in the last 10 years?

go pet that ugly, overweight, slobbering mascot of yalls and sit down somewhere.

..and if we win this game, don't let me catch you nowhere near GC. it will not be pretty. I promise.