Open Letter 8

[jitterbug13]

^^^^
To help out Soror 9dstpm, because I was also watching TPIR this morning:

To the lady who played the pricing game when you step on the numbers to get the car:

Everyone in the audience was telling you to step on the 5. You went and step on the 0. That's why you don't have a new car. Everyone knows on TPIR that all car prices either end with a 5 or a 9. DUH!

JB13

[Ten/Four]

Dear software designers:

I'm going to really need y'all to make your web based applications work on a Mac. And, I'm going to need this done soon.

[lovehaiku84]

To my SO: We are going to make it. Please stop trying to force the issue and just WORK WITH ME! Learn to compromise, damn. Me, I'll learn to stop being so selfish.

[TonyB06]

Dear Co-worker,

I usually hold off on eating out of folks' kitchens whom I don't know personally (especially if I ever hear tell of you having a pet of any kind) ....

...but this poundcake you brought in here this morning is the isht. If I didn't have a game to officiate tonight, slice numma 3 would fall right around lunchtime.



If we ever are truly going to "overcome" as a nation, it might just be over poundcake. Looking forward to the recipe next week.

Signed,
your poundcake stuffed co-worker.

[MahoganyJpoet]

Dear Co-Worker,

Please do not click "reply all" on general emails when you have a personal situation and question that you need to ask the Supervisor. As much as we love you, I am sure none of us need to know your personal issues as to why you can't make meetings, the special circumstances with your cases, the random question about a random conversation that you and the supervisor privately had in her office (that none of us need to or care to know about). Thanks sweetie, love ya!

[DSTKellie]

Ha hearing these co-worker letters, makes me sort of miss working..

[pinkies up]

Dear Jesus,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

Originally Posted by pinkies up

Dear Jesus,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!

Dear Jesus,

CO-SIGN what my sis said....

your child,
OOhsoFly


P.S. Granny is with you now...she's fiesty but has a heart of gold, but I'm sure you know that....lol...the suger cookies, cheesecake, and sweet potato pie are to die for...I'm sure she's somewhere up there cooking for somebody already...please make her sit down and rest, she's taken care of us all for so many years..we'll miss her but if anyone deserves to be with you, its Granny....




Dear Granny,
Well old lady...I guess you finally made it to the Heaven you talked about so often...everyone today spoke of your strength and of the fact that you would speak your mind regardless...I have always admired that in you, you have always been my hero...I've been thinking back over all the lessons you taught me and everything makes sense now...I find myself telling my daughter to stand up straight, walk like you have a purpose and to speak clearly...the same things you use to say to me....I'm so thankful she had a chance to meet the woman who shaped my life...I didn't come around often this past year, but it was only because it pained me to see you weak and not your normal lively self..but it seems like just yesterday when I would bring you a Whopper and sit there and laugh as you cut off piece by piece with a knife and eat it..all the other great grands knew I was your favorite ....there are so many memories from my childhood that have flooded my mind over the last few days and I am thankful for every second I spent with you, you always praised me when I did right and let me know when I was doing wrong....you never let me forget that you weren't too old to beat me with your cane or that you loved me... I appreciate both..if I live by the example that you set, I'm sure I will see you again one day....

[Wonderful1908]

Originally Posted by pinkies up

Dear Jesus,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!

I ditto that!


Dear Boss Peoples

Please hire me for the job I interviewed for today.

[9dstpm]

Dear Baby 9dstpm:

Tomorrow is fetal monitoring day. I know you are in there kicking me, moving around, making faces and doing whatever babies in the womb do before making their grand entrance. PLEASE continue your level of activity for the nice nurse and the OB. Mommy didn't like having to sit there for almost 2 hours on Monday with no TV waiting on movement from you. Thank you so much for finally moving around for the OB so we did not have to worry about you. Mommy will also bring her Fred Hammond CD to play for you because she knows that it really gets you moving around. Mommy and Daddy and Big Brother love you very much.

Love,

Mommy 9dstpm

[btb87]

Originally Posted by 9dstpm

Dear Baby 9dstpm:

Tomorrow is fetal monitoring day. I know you are in there kicking me, moving around, making faces and doing whatever babies in the womb do before making their grand entrance. PLEASE continue your level of activity for the nice nurse and the OB. Mommy didn't like having to sit there for almost 2 hours on Monday with no TV waiting on movement from you. Thank you so much for finally moving around for the OB so we did not have to worry about you. Mommy will also bring her Fred Hammond CD to play for you because she knows that it really gets you moving around. Mommy and Daddy and Big Brother love you very much.

Love,

Mommy 9dstpm

Dear Baby 9dstpm,

Hope to meet you and your spongebob loving brother in a few months!

Love,

btb

[NiaX]

Dear Lord,
I am still waiting patiently on you. I am praying that the Devil is liar, and that you will release the Army of Angels. I have been sowing my seed, and praising your name. Are you really being silent with my prayers? Are these prayers in vain?

Nia

[CrimsonTide4]

Dear Slide.com,

There has to be a better, more time efficient way to add captions because I've been waiting five minutes now. Most unhappy but you do let me load all 65 photos unlike Picturetrail. But STILL, fix this component.

[nikki1920]

Dear 9pmdst:
I hope the monitoring test went well. Rub your belly for me.

Dear co-worker who thinks she knows it all:
Yes, you are in a higher position than I am. But I have been here longer and I DO know the way isht goes. You'd betta recognize. Realize that no one likes you and thinks that you are a brown noser and considers you to be a fake and phony. Don't forget that EYE showed YOU how to access stuff and that people still come to ME to do stuff for them. You truly are NOT a team player. And no one likes you.

[Still BLUTANG]

Dear robin thicke,

the beef has been rescinded. who would have thought a year later i would be o.k. with the music that served as the soundtrack to my breakup? you're all right with me.