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06-26-2007, 11:02 AM
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Granted, but you have a rare condition called gigantism which causes you to grow uncontrollably and within the year you will be close to 9 feet tall.
I wish I lived in a different apartment....
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06-26-2007, 11:13 AM
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*POOF!* but it's a the smallest apartment you've ever lived in, which makes it hard to escape the giant rat. and when he drinks, he hits you.
i wish i had gladiator mice.
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06-26-2007, 11:17 AM
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Granted, but the gladiator mice unite against you, and decide to hold you hostage in your home, their "Rome."
I wish I had a purple unicorn. 
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06-26-2007, 11:46 AM
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Granted but the unicorn likes to use his horn to wake you up every morning by gouging you in the eyes with it.
I wish my cats would clean their own litter box.
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06-26-2007, 11:49 AM
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Fine, but they think your bed, and not the trash can, is the best place to leave all the clumps.
I wish gas prices would go down.
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06-26-2007, 11:50 AM
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Granted, but they misconstrue the meaning of clean, and decide to dump the litter into your closet, ruining all of your favorite outfits.
I wish I had a gigantic house!
PS I'd like my cats to clean their own litter box, too.
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06-26-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by kathykd2005
Granted, but they misconstrue the meaning of clean, and decide to dump the litter into your closet, ruining all of your favorite outfits.
I wish I had a gigantic house!
PS I'd like my cats to clean their own litter box, too.
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granted but you would live there all alone with 20 cats and maid service will not come to your house.
I wish I didn't have to work today
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06-26-2007, 11:57 AM
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Ok. You're fired. You don't have to work tomorrow, either.
I'll say it again. I wish gas prices would go down. 
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06-26-2007, 11:59 AM
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TA DA! your car breaks down!
i wish i could speak and read Russian, fluently.
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06-26-2007, 12:03 PM
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You can speak and read Russian fluently; unfortunately, it's now the only language you know, making it impossible for anyone here in the US to understand you.
I wish for a puppy!
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06-26-2007, 12:06 PM
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You can speak and read Russian fluently; unfortunately, it's now the only language you know, making it impossible for anyone here in the US to understand you.
I wish for a puppy!
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your puppy has worms, chews up your shoes, craps all over the floors, and gives you fleas......twice
I wish I invented the internet
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06-26-2007, 12:07 PM
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Granted but you are now under investigation by the Dept. of Justice for fraud and tax evasion.
I wish I had an unlimited AMEX card payed for by someone else.
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06-26-2007, 12:09 PM
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Granted but you are now under investigation by the Dept. of Justice for fraud and tax evasion.
I wish I had an unlimited AMEX card payed for by someone else.
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o dayum that was evil......
granted...but u find out your benefactor is 89 years old and wants you to be in a sex video with him to be posted on the internet.
I wish for world peace.
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06-26-2007, 12:14 PM
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You obtain world peace, but with that comes a ban on sexual intercourse or any food; thus, the whole world dies of two forms of starvation.
I wish for a world party with everyone invited!
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06-26-2007, 12:15 PM
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big party, and everybody brought their cups, but nobody pitched in.
i wish i could fly.
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