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06-26-2007, 12:07 PM
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Granted but you are now under investigation by the Dept. of Justice for fraud and tax evasion.
I wish I had an unlimited AMEX card payed for by someone else.
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06-26-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Granted but you are now under investigation by the Dept. of Justice for fraud and tax evasion.
I wish I had an unlimited AMEX card payed for by someone else.
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o dayum that was evil......
granted...but u find out your benefactor is 89 years old and wants you to be in a sex video with him to be posted on the internet.
I wish for world peace.
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06-26-2007, 12:14 PM
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You obtain world peace, but with that comes a ban on sexual intercourse or any food; thus, the whole world dies of two forms of starvation.
I wish for a world party with everyone invited!
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06-26-2007, 12:15 PM
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big party, and everybody brought their cups, but nobody pitched in.
i wish i could fly.
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06-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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Granted, you can fly, but you are constantly getting pelted with birdy poop.
I wish for a time machine to go back and re-do all of the fun stuff I have encountered 
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06-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FHwku
big party, and everybody brought their cups, but nobody pitched in.
i wish i could fly.
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granted but you can only do so 2 feet from the ground.
I wish for 3 more wishes
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06-26-2007, 12:19 PM
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hahaha this is too fun. 
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06-26-2007, 12:20 PM
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Granted, except the 3 other wishes can only involve chitlins and dog crap.
I wish I had a better paying job.
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06-26-2007, 12:23 PM
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Granted, except the 3 other wishes can only involve chitlins and dog crap.
I wish I had a better paying job.
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granted...but it's sorting out the crap from the chitlins and mixing it with the dog crap...for 10 hrs a day 6 days a week....no breath mask is provided
i wish I could go to the movies for free this summer
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06-26-2007, 12:30 PM
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Granted but they're running Gigli only all summer long
I wish for my degree without having to work for it.
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