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06-26-2007, 01:35 AM
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Corrupt-A-Wish
So I took this "game" from another board and here is how it goes. The person above you makes a wish. you grant it, but corrupt it in some way. Then you make your own wish.
Ex.
Person: "I wish for a new car"
You: "granted, but its lacking an engine and you are forced to walk everywhere"
You: "I wish for ______"
And we're off....
I wish a surprise deposit in my checking account.
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06-26-2007, 01:39 AM
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Granted, but it's fradulent and the bank's going to charge you a TON for it.
I wish for a time machine
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06-26-2007, 01:46 AM
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you can't control the destination time or place.
i wish i had Jessica Alba's phone number.
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06-26-2007, 01:48 AM
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Granted, of course this Jessica Alba is from Arkansas and lives in a doublewide.
I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.
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06-26-2007, 02:44 AM
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Granted, but it's cooked by a street-walker with the norovirus.
I wish for a never ending bottle of Johny Walker Blue Label.
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06-26-2007, 09:46 AM
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Granted but it is never ending as it is being refilled by a water hose.
I wish Bill Gates left his entire Microsoft fortune to me!
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06-26-2007, 09:49 AM
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Granted but unfortunately this is AFTER he donated much of it to charity, then lost the rest in anti-trust judgements
I wish for a pony!
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06-26-2007, 09:54 AM
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Granted, but it's 45 years old and has hoof and mouth disease.
I wish for a castle.
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06-26-2007, 10:02 AM
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Granted, but its a sand castle and the tide is coming in.
I wish I'd win the lottery.
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06-26-2007, 10:12 AM
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Granted, but it was just the scratch-off kind, and it was $1.
I wish for a cure for AIDS.
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06-26-2007, 10:21 AM
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granted, but it was a cure for the administrative aid's cold
I wish I could go back to bed
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Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream, red, gold, and green.
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06-26-2007, 10:24 AM
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Granted but your bed has rusty coils coming out of it.
I wish I could marry Prince William of England!
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06-26-2007, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
I wish to marry Prince William of England.
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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug
I wish I could go back to bed
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You will marry Prince William in a dream. After you wake up, you'll go back to bed to try and recover the dream, but you won't be able to go back to sleep.
I wish I was Prince William.
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06-26-2007, 10:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MysticCat
You will marry Prince William in a dream. After you wake up, you'll go back to bed to try and recover the dream, but you won't be able to go back to sleep.
I wish I was Prince William.
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Granted, but you are Prince Williams Jenkins from Southeast DC.
I wish David Bowie was my real dad. 
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06-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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Granted, but ShamikaT is your mom.
I wish I were 4 inches taller.
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