Corrupt-A-Wish
 

So I took this "game" from another board and here is how it goes. The person above you makes a wish. you grant it, but corrupt it in some way. Then you make your own wish.

Ex.

Person: "I wish for a new car"
You: "granted, but its lacking an engine and you are forced to walk everywhere"
You: "I wish for ______"

And we're off....


I wish a surprise deposit in my checking account.

Granted, but it's fradulent and the bank's going to charge you a TON for it.

I wish for a time machine

you can't control the destination time or place.

i wish i had Jessica Alba's phone number.

Granted, of course this Jessica Alba is from Arkansas and lives in a doublewide.

I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Granted, but it's cooked by a street-walker with the norovirus.

I wish for a never ending bottle of Johny Walker Blue Label.

Granted but it is never ending as it is being refilled by a water hose.


I wish Bill Gates left his entire Microsoft fortune to me!

Granted but unfortunately this is AFTER he donated much of it to charity, then lost the rest in anti-trust judgements

I wish for a pony!

Granted, but it's 45 years old and has hoof and mouth disease.

I wish for a castle.

Granted, but its a sand castle and the tide is coming in.

I wish I'd win the lottery.

Granted, but it was just the scratch-off kind, and it was $1.

I wish for a cure for AIDS.

granted, but it was a cure for the administrative aid's cold

I wish I could go back to bed

Granted but your bed has rusty coils coming out of it.


I wish I could marry Prince William of England!

You will marry Prince William in a dream. After you wake up, you'll go back to bed to try and recover the dream, but you won't be able to go back to sleep.

I wish I was Prince William.

Granted, but you are Prince Williams Jenkins from Southeast DC.

I wish David Bowie was my real dad. :(

Granted, but ShamikaT is your mom.


I wish I were 4 inches taller.