But I'm Perfect! (a Recruitment Story Parody)

[peppermint23]

Originally Posted by StargazerLily

and in typical recruitment story fashion... we get left hanging.

Ummm like no, I'm just super busy as President of my new sorority so it's hard for me to find time to finish writing this story.

But anywayy, if you really want to know, as I'm sure you guys are DYING to find out what happened next....

Basically, I was escorted from the Goddesses house and told to wait outside until the party was over. My Pi Chi said that this hasn't happened to a single PNM in the last 50 years of recruitment at my school, and shook her head.

I was truly blessed! The Goddesses just knew, and clearly didn't need to waste any more time with me. I expected my bid in my student mailbox that evening.

So the rest of the day pretty much sucked because after the Goddesses, all of the other houses were a letdown. The Fuglies houses talked a lot about sisterhood and were really nice and accepting and welcoming but like...not only was it a shame about their faces, their dues were so LOW. They clearly had their formals at Pizza Hut or something. I mean what could they possibly do with such a terrible budget?

Anyway, what happened the next day was such a shock. Like you seriously WILL NOT believe it.