I am old, and tired. Sarcastic responses only, please.

[agzg]

Do you think my sisters look down on me because I'm so old, and tired?

We have an adult mixer scheduled for next week and I want to impress the SAEs.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by agzg

Do you think my sisters look down on me because I'm so old, and tired?

Of course they do. What are sisters for?

Originally Posted by agzg

We have an adult mixer scheduled for next week and I want to impress the SAEs.

You're not going to impress them without $5000 worth of botox and a boob job that would make Barbie jealous.

[Barbie's_Rush]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Of course they do. What are sisters for?



You're not going to impress them without $5000 worth of botox and a boob job that would make Barbie jealous.

Barbie does not need a boob job or botox. I hold the secret to eternal youth and energy. But it's ritual so I can't help you unless you're wearing the right catsuit.

[AZTheta]

Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush

Barbie does not need a boob job or botox. I hold the secret to eternal youth and energy. But it's ritual so I can't help you unless you're wearing the right catsuit.

And would that be a black and gold catsuit, perchance?

To the OP: get rid of all your mirrors. MuuMuus work wonders for lifting the spirits, when paired with the appropriate stockings (sequined, of course) and head attire.

[DSTRen13]

Originally Posted by AzTheta

To the OP: get rid of all your mirrors.

You didn't know? You can still have a mirror! Go to your local Walmart, preferably around 2AM or so, and just ask a fellow customer where they bought their mirror from. It encourages them enough to leave the house looking like that; imagine what it can do for you!

[SydneyK]

Originally Posted by agzg

Do you think my sisters look down on me because I'm so old, and tired?

We have an adult mixer scheduled for next week and I want to impress the SAEs.

I hate to break it to ya, Sweetcheeks, but if you're as old and tired as you're coming across on here, there's no way you're gonna impress anyone.

Have you thought about hiring a young and energetic stand-in? She could go to the mixer and say she's you. I'm sure she'd have much more fun than you would. At the end of the night (or, depending on how much fun she has, perhaps the next morning), she can tell you about all the fun she.. I mean, you... had. Everybody wins.