I am old, and tired. Sarcastic responses only, please.

[christiangirl]

I think I'm getting old, too! My back always hurts and I'm cranky and sleepy all the time. Plus, I think I felt a twinge of osteoporosis.

But it's all gonna be okay, because a handsome salesman came to my door and gave me the secrets of youth! It only cost me my retirement fund and my savings account and all my investments and my car title (just in case)! He said it was a million dollar value for just ONE easy payment of a million dollars! What a nice man to give me such a discount. After just a few minutes of wondering how to change my life, I've found all my answers in this bittle lottle!




And because all of you suddenly have an urge to watch it.....

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Dammit! You beat me to it!

Y'know, I thought every woman knew this. At some point, you are supposed to stop aging. I stopped aging at 29. So did my mother. (It was pretty amazing, actually - I gather she was born already pregnant with me, as we're the same age.)