Jersey Shore

[VandalSquirrel]

This show is so wrong in so many ways.

This is comedy gold, and I don't just mean the grammar and spelling.

http://www.jwoww.com/

That duck phone is straight off "Saved by the Bell College Years"

[ree-Xi]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

This show is so wrong in so many ways.

This is comedy gold, and I don't just mean the grammar and spelling.

http://www.jwoww.com/ "

From her "about me" page...she had some amazing credentials!

"Jenni Farley aka JWoWW was twenty one yrs old when she moved from rural upstate New York, to New York City. Since Jenni was Seventeen she was interested in computer programming and spent 3 years studying it. After fulfilling her desire to be a computer programmer, Jenni realized she had a passion for fine arts and graphic design. Shortly after finishing 4 years of study at a local university she opened her own free lance graphic design business known as Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 Jenni was appointed vice president of marketing for the well known IgnitionNation.com social networking website.

Jenni always had a thing for nightclubs, but being the impatient & easily annoyed type never wanted to wait on the lines. It was the long lines, cold winters, and fake club promoters who think they own NY that got Jenni to realize that she wasn't going to be like everyone else who had to wait or pay to get into clubs in the tri state area. After conquering the club scene on long island and much of Manhattans outlaying boroughs she realized she wanted to reach out to the rest of the country by telling her story through MTV's newest reality show "Jersey Shore"."

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by ree-Xi

From her "about me" page...she had some amazing credentials!

"Jenni Farley aka JWoWW was twenty one yrs old when she moved from rural upstate New York, to New York City. Since Jenni was Seventeen she was interested in computer programming and spent 3 years studying it. After fulfilling her desire to be a computer programmer, Jenni realized she had a passion for fine arts and graphic design. Shortly after finishing 4 years of study at a local university she opened her own free lance graphic design business known as Jenni Farley Designs Inc. In early 2008 Jenni was appointed vice president of marketing for the well known IgnitionNation.com social networking website.

Jenni always had a thing for nightclubs, but being the impatient & easily annoyed type never wanted to wait on the lines. It was the long lines, cold winters, and fake club promoters who think they own NY that got Jenni to realize that she wasn't going to be like everyone else who had to wait or pay to get into clubs in the tri state area. After conquering the club scene on long island and much of Manhattans outlaying boroughs she realized she wanted to reach out to the rest of the country by telling her story through MTV's newest reality show "Jersey Shore"."

So well known I've never heard of it. Her outfit a couple weeks ago was a hot mess. Yellow piece of fabric masquerading as a shirt, no bra, acid washed/bleached torn jeans with a wallet on a chain. If she had been in Walmart I'd have submit her photo to www.peopleofwalmart.com

I mean who waits or pays to get into clubs in the tri state (New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania?) area when you've been on an MTV reality show? I also didn't realize that the borough of Manhattan has outlaying (outlying?) boroughs, is it dividing like cells of an accidental pregnancy? Is there some hot club on Ellis Island I'm unaware of with an immigrant theme and I need to come dressed as my ancestors did 100 years ago?

[LXA SE285]

If you think JWOWW's Web site is terrible, check out Pauly D's:

http://www.mtvdjpaulyd.com

Her outfit a couple weeks ago was a hot mess.

Yes ma'am. Not a good look if you need a sign in the middle of your chest that says "Next Breast 5 Miles."

[ree-Xi]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

I mean who waits or pays to get into clubs in the tri state (New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania?) area when you've been on an MTV reality show?

I thought the tri-state area was NY/NJ/CT, but I guess it all depends on perspective. I grew up in Fairfield county and we only got NY stations on TV.

I guess you learn something new every day!

[Gusteau]

Originally Posted by ree-Xi

I thought the tri-state area was NY/NJ/CT, but I guess it all depends on perspective. I grew up in Fairfield county and we only got NY stations on TV.

I guess you learn something new every day!

No, you're correct. There are plenty of "tri-state areas" throughout the country, but if you're in New York you're referring to NY/NJ/CT.

Also regarding the "outlying boroughs:" New York City has five boroughs - Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island, and the Bronx. So saying anything is a "borough of Manhattan" is incorrect because Manhattan is itself a borough.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by Gusteau

No, you're correct. There are plenty of "tri-state areas" throughout the country, but if you're in New York you're referring to NY/NJ/CT.

Also regarding the "outlying boroughs:" New York City has five boroughs - Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island, and the Bronx. So saying anything is a "borough of Manhattan" is incorrect because Manhattan is itself a borough.

The people who told me Tri-State included PA were all from New Jersey and went to school in Philadelphia, New York City, or elsewhere, so this makes more sense to me as I was on the receiving end of their perspective. Also Connecticut doesn't touch New Jersey and my construct of Tri-States is all of them touching (example Idaho Oregon Washington; Montana Idaho Wyoming). Long Island is protecting Connecticut from New Jersey.

At least I knew the borough thing was all wrong

[Gusteau]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

The people who told me Tri-State included PA were all from New Jersey and went to school in Philadelphia, New York City, or elsewhere, so this makes more sense to me as I was on the receiving end of their perspective. Also Connecticut doesn't touch New Jersey and my construct of Tri-States is all of them touching (example Idaho Oregon Washington; Montana Idaho Wyoming). Long Island is protecting Connecticut from New Jersey.

At least I knew the borough thing was all wrong

Ahh, gotcha. Your version of the tri-state area would make sense for people from South Jersey, were they have a lot of interaction with Philadelphia. Honestly the phrase is very relative, but in terms of the show they probably mean NY/NJ/CT.