Barbie’s Honest to God Authentic Retro Recruitment at a Very Competitive SEC School

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by tld221

Barbie's rushing at a competitive SEC school. Has gone through the first set of parties, and after a hilarious account of likening the houses to different types of dolls, including some thing to be revealed later (maybe) has ranked the Madame Alexanders, the wealthy, classy ladies that Barbie just KNOWS she's getting a bid from, and the American Girls, the...average, girl-next-door, not quite like Barbie but could be types.

There's some questionable hearsay on Ken's manhood, but hasn't that always been the case.

Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post

[tld221]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post

Oh! Lol. Surprisingly I missed that novel on page 1. Its heinous to read on a BB.

I just got it (and I'm so LOLing over here), but some bollock like "blah blah Barbie totally cut in on my daughter Angel's rush and as a batisht crazy helimom... Imma be batisht crazy."

Were supposed to believe that SCM knows the "truth" and it will be revealed.

Whatevs. Barbie so wins at life. Can we get the next installment plz?

[minDyG]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

Sorry I was referring to SuperChopperMom's post

SuperChopperMom does EVERYTHING for her Dear Little Daughter Angel who grew up in Barbie and Midge's ever-present shadow despite SCM doing everything to groom Angel into the perfect child in hopes of making her the perfect PNM. SCM applied to her alma mater on Angel's behalf as well as a safety school up north (which started classes and recruitment AFTER SEC school's recruitment ended, just in case all didn't go well with recruitment down south). SCM and Angel never dreamed that Barbie and Midge would stick around the south and go to SEC school, but in their worst nightmares, that's exactly what happened. But SCM wasn't worried--after having delivered gifts to every national top tier sorority on SEC school's campus and signing them from her DLD Angel, securing multiple recs for every chapter, even the bottom feeder ones, etc. etc., she just knew Angel would have the perfect recruitment. But after things didn't turn out so well, Angel ended up going through recruitment at Safety Northern School and pledging a nationally top-ranked sorority there. SCM just knows that DLD Angel will be able to transfer down to SEC school after a year and affiliate with the sorority chapter there, and SCM will be able to AI into the chapter too.

[KSUViolet06]

Originally Posted by minDyG

SuperChopperMom does EVERYTHING for her Dear Little Daughter Angel who grew up in Barbie and Midge's ever-present shadow despite SCM doing everything to groom Angel into the perfect child in hopes of making her the perfect PNM. SCM applied to her alma mater on Angel's behalf as well as a safety school up north (which started classes and recruitment AFTER SEC school's recruitment ended, just in case all didn't go well with recruitment down south). SCM and Angel never dreamed that Barbie and Midge would stick around the south and go to SEC school, but in their worst nightmares, that's exactly what happened. But SCM wasn't worried--after having delivered gifts to every national top tier sorority on SEC school's campus and signing them from her DLD Angel, securing multiple recs for every chapter, even the bottom feeder ones, etc. etc., she just knew Angel would have the perfect recruitment. But after things didn't turn out so well, Angel ended up going through recruitment and Safety Northern School and pledging a nationally top-ranked sorority there. SCM just knows that DLD Angel will be able to transfer down to SEC school after a year and affiliate with the sorority chapter there, and SCM will be able to AI into the chapter too.

Thank you.

[texas*princess]

thanks tld & minDyG!

I can't wait to hear what Barbie has to say about this.

Also, can't wait to hear more on her recruitment experience. So far we've only heard Day 1

[BadCat25]

She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

[MaggieXi]

Originally Posted by BadCat25

She has cleaned herself up since I knew her but that is the same Barbie I went to high school with. She is total trailer park trash. Her parents ran the biggest meth lab in the state until the DEA shut it down and sent them to a Fed supermax. She flipped on them at the trial and was put in witness protection after they put out a hit on her. The US Marshall Service apparently thinks the perfect place to hide her is in one of the top sororities at an SEC school. She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.

Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?

[Sister Havana]

Is it a spoiler if I tell you I think I found Barbie's rush video?

[CougarGrad]

Originally Posted by MaggieXi

Is this the same Barbie that disowned her own sister, Skipper, because she wasn't beautiful enough to be related to her?

You still think Skipper is Barbie's "sister"?? Giiiiirl, you haven't heard the truth about Barbie and the captain of the high school wrestling team. Scandalous, I tell you, SCANDALOUS!!!