I can't believe what I just heard!

[RaggedyAnn]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

See if you can follow this connection-My best friend's daughter's half sister's mother told her (the half sister) she can't go to college for a year after she graduates high school because she needs to spend a year taking care of her horses. We both were like, what??

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by RaggedyAnn

See if you can follow this connection-My best friend's daughter's half sister's mother

Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother?

[RaggedyAnn]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother?

Actually, my best friend had a daughter with her ex-husband. Her ex had a daughter with his second wife-so she has no real connection to the girl. Her daughter, however, is the girl's half-sister.

Basically, her daughter was complaining about what an idiot she thought her step-mother was and my friend agreed and decided to share with me. We both had a over that story.

[aephi alum]

I was on the 4 train, somewhere between Wall Street and Grand Central, when I heard the following:

Announcement: This is a Bronx-bound 4 express train. The next stop is <whatever the next stop was>.
Bimbo tourist (to her bimbo tourist friend): This is an express? So that means... it doesn't make all the stops?