"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"
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Easy. You root against Duke, for that program and its head coach are -
and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
--Seth Emerson, The Albany Herald
A conversation my cousin and I had about Gladys Knight and the Pips:
mom: who sings this song?
me: Gladys Knight
cousin: It isn't Gladys, it's (emphasising) GLAAAADVVIS.
me: no it's not, it's GLADYS Knight and the PITS (think armpits)
My first job was at McDonalds. One of my coworkers shouted to the kitchen "where is my cheeseburger without cheese". The worker back there was like "Mindy it's called a hamburger".
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the capacity to act despite our fears" John McCain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt
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