I can't believe what I just heard!
 

Post stupid stuff you overhear. I'm borrowing one from gypsyboots -


"I hate philosophy. It's so much learning."

This thread is already SO WACKY!

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

:p

"Celeste, these are amazing brownies!"

(They weren't. They were awful. Just like her Amish Bread.)

Ew. What's amish bread?

Is that Amish Friendship bread? It's like a sourdough starter thing ...

Student: "All people who make under $40,000 are on welfare and are bad for society"

Me: "Student, who told you that?"

Student: "My Dad, and he is always right!"

(A real conversation I had with one of my 9th graders......Apparently I live on welfare and I am a detriment to society....I couldn't stop laughing afterward...)

"So, like, does a laser printer use ink or does it just burn the letters onto the paper?"

Girl in the HONORS COLLEGE computer lab.

Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing." :p

Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing." :p

I also heard that as Alvarado numbers (which makes me think of the delicious Alvarado Street Bakery).

And don't forget Ava Gardner's number.

:p

Is that funny if you've taken chemistry? Sorry, I totally don't get it.

"So why would a guy sleep with me if he doesn't really like me?"
"Well I think he's in love with you but scared to admit it. It's the only thing that makes sense."
"But he won't answer my calls!"
"DUH! He's scared!"
- Two girls in the Elementary Ed hallway, while I waited for a class to start

Lol, yes it's a chemistry thing (and the correct term is Avogodro's number which, as you've surmised, everyone gets wrong. ;)


There was a girl in my 6th grade class who said the world's largest bird was an "Alcatraz."