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03-12-2009, 07:45 PM
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Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing." 
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03-12-2009, 09:03 PM
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Overheard in chemistry class years but zoo classic I still remember it . "umm miss kindell, I totally don't get this avacado's number thing." |
Is that funny if you've taken chemistry? Sorry, I totally don't get it.
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03-12-2009, 09:13 PM
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Is that funny if you've taken chemistry? Sorry, I totally don't get it.
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Lol, yes it's a chemistry thing (and the correct term is Avogodro's number which, as you've surmised, everyone gets wrong. 
There was a girl in my 6th grade class who said the world's largest bird was an "Alcatraz."
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03-12-2009, 09:24 PM
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Lol, yes it's a chemistry thing (and the correct term is Avogodro's number which, as you've surmised, everyone gets wrong.
There was a girl in my 6th grade class who said the world's largest bird was an "Alcatraz." |
The etymology of "alcatraz" is related to birds, pelicans which roosted on the island of Alcatraz hence the name. So she was right about birds, just not the largest birds in the world (thank you fourth grade California history module, and third grade San Francisco history module). Maybe she meant albatross, but are we talking largest flying or flightless bird? Those are quite different.
Here's something I can't believe I heard:
Oral sex is completely safe from catching STDs (college junior, male, fraternity member).
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03-12-2009, 11:23 PM
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girl: starts story about one of her daughters
guy: which daughter?
girl: I said MY! MY is singular for one!!!
I had to wait a second to see if she was serious before I corrected her. Said girl/woman was in her mid 20s with a degree in general studies.
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03-13-2009, 12:03 AM
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Maybe she meant albatross...
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Yes, she meant "albatross."
Somebody once told me (in college) that they didn't use condoms because she knew which guys weren't "man enough" to be able to get her pregnant.  She's probably a mother right now.
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03-13-2009, 12:53 AM
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03-13-2009, 01:00 AM
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Yes, she meant "albatross."
Somebody once told me (in college) that they didn't use condoms because she knew which guys weren't "man enough" to be able to get her pregnant. She's probably a mother right now. |
This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:
"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"
"Parents"
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