Dear rude bottle blonds and other drunk, rude, non-home trained broads from the club last night,
Yes, that was ME that purposely tripped you as you stuck your arm or just barreled your way through our group of dancing people. Aside from the the looks we all gave you and the pantomime of kicking you in your flat arses, I took it upon myself to start a trend of blocking. Funny thing, is it worked. Yes, that was ME laughing AT you when you tripped with your overpriced drink in your hand and spilled 2/3 of it on your friend that you were being dragged around by.
My list of thoughts from the night.
One. You can't dance. Now while I'm no Broadway star, I can bust a move as well as my group of friends. You kept bumping us, with your elbow and other body parts, so, that's why one of our group members shoved (not pushed) you, really hard.
Two. The DJ's SUCKED.ALL of them. My dead grandmother can DJ better than you. GTFOHWT Junior High BS.*end off-topic rant*
Three. On the rare occasion I wear stilettos, last night was one of them. I looked hot

I really didn't appreciate it when you and your friends carelessly stepped on my foot and scuffed my $250 black patent Calvin Klein heels. So, I tripped you. Again. Lesson learned.
Four. Being DRUNK is no excuse. For anything.
My friends and I are not the violent type however you tested us. We passed, on the curve. Barely.
Five. Words that your mother taught you but for some reason you seemed to forget: Excuse Me.
Sorry.
Use them. You'll avoid bar brawls this way.
Aside from the leaky air conditioner that dripped on us and the floor, the sucky dj's, the overpriced drinks, the ARSE-BUTT ugly men (trust me on this)
our entourage had fun. We laughed, danced, looked good, celebrated and enjoyed each others company. That was the point right? Despite your feeble attempts to ruin our fun.
Hmm, I know what comes around, goes around and hopefully, I wont get hit too hard for the foot incident but you had that coming.
I guess I'll end this by saying, I'm all for everyone having a great time but realize, if you push me, I will push you back harder. And make sure I trip you on the way down.
Have a nice day.
ETA:
THIS....IS....SPARTA!!!