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08-25-2008, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel
Granted...your house is sparkling clean, mainly because she took all your stuff!
I wish I could lose 10 pounds by Monday!
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Granted. You now have chronic wasting disease.
I wish I had shorter commutes to work and school.
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08-25-2008, 09:09 AM
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Granted, but it's thru one of the worst neighborhoods in your city and on top of that you get robbed at gunpoint by a 10 year old on your first day going thru...not to mention later on, you find that your books are being auctioned off on ebay and craigslist.
I wish the next person corrupting this wish can come up with something funny.
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08-25-2008, 11:33 AM
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granted but it's so funny that you have trouble breathing and then you suffocate
I wish I could know what people were thinking
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08-25-2008, 11:42 AM
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Granted, but now you hear everyone thinking to themselves that your nose is too small and your hair is too long...
I wish I could focus today.
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08-25-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by nittanyalum
Granted, but now you hear everyone thinking to themselves that your nose is too small and your hair is too long...
I wish I could focus today.
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Granted, but all you can focus on is your hangnail so your boss fires you.
I wish my techs could figure out how to work the CT scanner.
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08-26-2008, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel
Granted, but all you can focus on is your hangnail so your boss fires you.
I wish my techs could figure out how to work the CT scanner.
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Granted but then you wind up getting massive amounts of gamma radiation causing you to turn into the Hulk.
I wish one of you would treat the other to breakfast today.
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08-30-2008, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
Granted but then you wind up getting massive amounts of gamma radiation causing you to turn into the Hulk.
I wish one of you would treat the other to breakfast today.
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granted but they conviently left their wallet home. so they have to borrow the money from you, and they still owe you a hundred dollars from last year.
I wish my back wasn't hurting
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08-31-2008, 06:47 PM
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Granted, but you are experiencing stomach pains as a result of the pain medication the doctor gave you!
I wish it was winter now!
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09-01-2008, 07:05 AM
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Granted but you slipped and fell in a sleet storm and now your back is hurting.
I wish someone would post a live recruitment thread and not be outed on her campus.
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09-02-2008, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by lawgal
I wish someone would post a live recruitment thread and not be outed on her campus.
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Granted, but she's a snooty biotch who gets dropped from every house after round 1.
I wish my dog didn't snore so loudly! (Ok, it's very cute but it keeps me awake!)
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09-02-2008, 08:11 AM
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Granted but he wakes you up by howling all night, because he's having bad dreams.
I wish I had more motivation today.
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09-02-2008, 11:04 AM
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^^^^ Granted, but you are only motivated to sit around on your ass.
I wish I didn't have to write all the Gustav/Hanna/Ike/Josephine stories and could instead read Greek Chat all day at work today.
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09-02-2008, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by catiebug
^^^^ Granted, but you are only motivated to sit around on your ass.
I wish I didn't have to write all the Gustav/Hanna/Ike/Josephine stories and could instead read Greek Chat all day at work today.
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Granted, but you don't get paid for it and around 2pm your internet connection goes out and nothing is on TV
I wish catiebug would grow taller.
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09-02-2008, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
Granted, but you don't get paid for it and around 2pm your internet connection goes out and nothing is on TV
I wish catiebug would grow taller.
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Granted, but since every action has an equal and opposite reaction, you shrink until you are virtually gone (unless you look under a microscope!)
I wish my family members' electricity would come back on so they don't have to sit in post-hurricane heat in Baton Rouge!
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09-02-2008, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by AOII Angel
Granted, but since every action has an equal and opposite reaction, you shrink until you are virtually gone (unless you look under a microscope!)
I wish my family members' electricity would come back on so they don't have to sit in post-hurricane heat in Baton Rouge!
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Granted, but they still have the embarrassment of living in Louisiana.
I wish I had a bourbon and coke in class right now.
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