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08-15-2008, 09:16 PM
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Granted, but you can only eat the native food from the outside vendors (snake on a stick, dog liver, dung beetles...)
I wish I had a new dishwasher.
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08-15-2008, 09:44 PM
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Location: In a house.
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Granted but she steals from you, doesn't speak English and you have her deported.
I wish i could play madden
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08-15-2008, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.
I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.
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08-15-2008, 10:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by catiebug
Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.
I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.
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Granted but your laundry has bleach stains all over it, and has shrunk so much that your clothes now can only fit a preschooler.
I wish trying to get into grad school wasn't so time consuming.
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08-15-2008, 10:35 PM
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Granted, but you are now a member of the DeVry Institute's Graduate School of Grating Up Those Little Tiny Onions to be Used on McDonald's Cheeseburgers.
I wish my ex would take the stick out of his ass.
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08-15-2008, 10:54 PM
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Location: Dreamin' of the Palm Trees...
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Granted, but you don't want to know where that stick now is...
I wish my eyes would stop watering...
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08-15-2008, 11:18 PM
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Granted, but now your nose won't stop running.
I wish someone would call me and ask me to hang out with them.
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08-15-2008, 11:21 PM
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Granted, but it's Tom Earp and he wants to go hang out at Point Loma with you and drink Mad Dog 20 20.
I wish I could go back to Chile again.
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08-16-2008, 01:09 AM
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granted but you lose your passport on the way back into the U.S. and get detained..
I wish I could buy a new car.
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08-16-2008, 02:42 AM
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granted, you just got a orginal hummer (that kind that takes $600 to fill the gas tank)
Oh for the love of all that is holy i wish I was 21 already!
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08-16-2008, 03:29 AM
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Oh for the love of all that is holy i wish I was 21 already!
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Ditto! Two days til my b-day!!!
Granted, but they'll change the drinking age to 22 a week after your birthday.
I wish I could go to the Lonestar show on Friday.
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08-16-2008, 10:31 AM
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granted, but the band had to cancel so you're stuck listening to the "Elmo and Friends" instead.
i wish birthday presents for other people magically appeared.
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08-16-2008, 11:19 AM
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granted but all the birthday presents are from Condom Kingdom
I wish I had someone to cook for me
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08-16-2008, 01:24 PM
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granted but they're an amateur so you get food poisoning.
I wish I could go to the movies
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08-16-2008, 03:23 PM
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Granted, but all that is showing is really bad amateur porn.
I wish I had a king-sized bed instead of a queen.
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