Corrupt-A-Wish

[catiebug]

Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.

I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.

[elusive47]

Originally Posted by catiebug

Granted, but Nicole Richie might get jealous.

I wish all my laundry was done, folded and put away.

Granted but your laundry has bleach stains all over it, and has shrunk so much that your clothes now can only fit a preschooler.

I wish trying to get into grad school wasn't so time consuming.

[catiebug]

Granted, but you are now a member of the DeVry Institute's Graduate School of Grating Up Those Little Tiny Onions to be Used on McDonald's Cheeseburgers.

I wish my ex would take the stick out of his ass.