-cares too much about his appearance (seriously, get over it)
-tans (yeah skin cancer is hot

, and so is fake baking...dude, you're SCOTTISH! No one from Stranraer is naturally like that.)
-the meathead approach ("i'm so hot, you're so hot, look at us, we're hot. I love the clubssss omg!"...you know the type).
All of this makes me so happy I'm getting married and I have an "out" when I go out with my friends.
"sorry mate, engaged. Bugger off."
Give me nerdy (i'd even go dorky), slightly disheveled, and able to hold a conversation.