Superficial Dealbreakers

KSUViolet06 · #1 07-30-2008, 07:21 PM

*poor tablemanners
*poor grammar
*people who go out Thursday-Saturday and party all the time
*music snobs (you know, guys who will only listen to artists that no one else has ever heard of and thinks people are lame if they *gasp* like an artist that's played on the radio).
*people who don't like reading
*people who can't have a conversation without swearing
*people who snore
*receding hairlines
*don't believe in God
*balding
*jacked up teeth
*emo types who wear tight jeans and more makeup than I do
*meathead types who are totally tan and stereotypically "hot."
*people who care too much about their cars and spend a ton of money on them.
*people who wear baggy clothes
*people who talk about how "psycho" their exes were.
*people with kids (sorry- it's too much drama for me at this point in my life)
*people who talk about money all the time (either how much they have or how broke they are)
*criminal records of ANY kind (I don't care if it's "just public intox" as one guy put it)
*likes to drink all the time (like when we are not in a social situation)
*SMOKERS

OtterXO · #2 07-30-2008, 07:33 PM

I like KSUViolet's list style

* getting irrationally angry over stupid things
* being a one up-er
* having jacked up teeth
* dressing like a hillbilly
* dressing like a rapper
* dressing like Pete wentz
* don't like dogs
* wine snob
* driving a convertible
* driving a hummer

BabyPiNK_FL · #3 07-30-2008, 07:52 PM

If he wears SKINNY JEANS! nooooo!!!! lol
(But I think that goes under "dressing like Pete Wentz").

If he dresses like it's 1987-also deal breaking.

PeppyGPhiB · #4 07-31-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

*people who talk about how "psycho" their exes were.

YES! This is a red flag to me. I have a hard time believing so many women out there are truly "bipolar" or "psycho." Um, maybe she was just tired of the crap you probably gave her?

LPIDelta · #5 07-31-2008, 01:41 PM

I have several posts about this on my blog--but here is my list so far:

Poor grammar in online profiles, and in general
Must know something about my career field
Fake bull testicles hanging from the tow of your truck
Crude bumper stickers (like "Orgasm Donor" and "F**K the Haters" in large size across the back window of your truck)

And I think I may add anyone who wears an Hawiian shirt more than once a year (if you're not from Hawaii)

Fun thread!

33girl · #6 07-31-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LPIDelta

Fake bull testicles hanging from the tow of your truck

I am inclined to believe this practice is regional (thank you, God).

Our things on trucks seem to be confined to the oh so witty Calvin peeing or Yosemite Sam "back off."

LPIDelta · #7 07-31-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 33girl

I am inclined to believe this practice is regional (thank you, God).

Our things on trucks seem to be confined to the oh so witty Calvin peeing or Yosemite Sam "back off."

I am not even sure they are supposed to be bull or human, but it grosses me out. I mean, I don't drive around with fake breasts on my car, you don't need to pretend in an attempt to impress someone.

And I totally second the bad kissing. I am having a rash of that lately, and I can't live with it. I never knew there were so many out there.

cheerfulgreek · #8 08-02-2008, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by LPIDelta

Crude bumper stickers (like "Orgasm Donor" and "F**K the Haters" in large size across the back window of your truck)

My God, this post made me laugh SO hard. lol

cheerfulgreek · #9 08-02-2008, 04:27 AM

Hey, does anyone know what that white stuff is in the corners of a persons mouth? When I was in undergrad I went out with this guy who was ok looking, really nothing to write home about for his looks. He could hold a good conversation though. I forgot to mention this as a deal breaker for me, but everytime he would talk to me, there was this really gross white saliva stuff on each corner of his mouth. When he would talk, it was weird. I dunno, it was almost as if it wouldn't break apart. It just kept moving with his mouth. Sometimes it would be on the front of his lips. We were eating, but I had to stop. I thought I was going to gag. What is that? Gross.

DSTCHAOS · #10 07-31-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

YES! This is a red flag to me. I have a hard time believing so many women out there are truly "bipolar" or "psycho." Um, maybe she was just tired of the crap you probably gave her?

Well, I know that there are a lot of psycho and bipolar men and women out there. LOL.

My issue is that a man who has THAT MANY crazy exes is crazy himself. After awhile, the problem is no longer with other people. The problem is with HIM and why his track record is at it is. Bipolar and psycho people are pretty evenly distributed so why does ONE person attract the psychos? LOL. So that's what I tell men who speak negatively of exes and/or have more than one "crazy" ex. The onus is on him to live a happy, drama-free life.

PeppyGPhiB · #11 08-05-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Well, I know that there are a lot of psycho and bipolar men and women out there. LOL.

My issue is that a man who has THAT MANY crazy exes is crazy himself. After awhile, the problem is no longer with other people. The problem is with HIM and why his track record is at it is. Bipolar and psycho people are pretty evenly distributed so why does ONE person attract the psychos? LOL. So that's what I tell men who speak negatively of exes and/or have more than one "crazy" ex. The onus is on him to live a happy, drama-free life.

Exactly. I see it as a problem if the only reason why they broke up is because of HER. SHE'S psycho. And SHE was psycho, too. And believe it or not, EVERY WOMAN I'VE DATED is PSYCHO. At that point it's clear to me that the only common denominator in that equation is HIM!