Open Letter 8

[NiaX]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

^^^
LOL!!!! You haven't tried hanging out at Bank of America stadium?

To Bill Belechek (sp), Tom Brady and Tiki Barber,

AIN'T KARMA A B**CH!!!!

Dear Soror,

Please try to refrain from speaking ill of my *sniff sniff* retired hubby.

Sisterly,
Mrs. Barber


























*jokes folks.. but wooo he could tackle me to make sure he still got the skills*

[1908Revelations]

^^^AMEN!!!

Dear New England Patriots,
Yeah, you had a good year and all. But I am SOOO glad you did not win another superbowl. Nothing against you personally. But wow! To go the whole season undefeated but not win in the superbowl....

Dear New York Giants,
You have officially caused one of the greatest upsets in superbowl history. To beat an undefeated team has put you among the ranks of the best. Way to go!

[SKEEphistAKAte]

Originally Posted by RedefinedDiva

Dear Soror Twin,

Can I roll with you? How can I be down?


Sincerely,

Your seriously single, stuck in No Man Land, Louisiana, Soror Twin

Dear Soror Twin,

Feb. 15th- 18th, New Orleans, Louisiana, NBA All Star Weekend. See you there.

Sisterly,

Soror Twin SKEE

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

yeah Chaos, I am post stalking you, because I know that wherever you post the thread is worth reading.

That's funny because I've been post stalking YOU for years.

[jitterbug13]

Dear Sistergreek RD and Soror OhSoFly,

I can't vouch for the football players. I don't know them personally. Acutally, my folks are trying to hook me up with one. And the RSVP was due today and I don't know how I will sneak in two people that no one knows. But I will try.

Dear Soror NiaX,

If Tiki hadn't talk junk about Eli and the coach the beginning of the season, he would have been alright. I bet he's trying to quit NBC News now so he can play next season (in the hopes that the Giants repeat).

JB13

[NiaX]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear Soror NiaX,

If Tiki hadn't talk junk about Eli and the coach the beginning of the season, he would have been alright. I bet he's trying to quit NBC News now so he can play next season (in the hopes that the Giants repeat).

JB13

Dear Illustrious Soror,
I warmed his head about speaking ill about folks after that. I told him not to burn bridges...but I am hoping he comes back as well. *crossing fingers and praying* I can help him train in the off season....LOL!
You know we good Soror!

Nia

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

Originally Posted by jitterbug13

Dear Sistergreek RD and Soror OhSoFly,

I can't vouch for the football players. I don't know them personally. Acutally, my folks are trying to hook me up with one. And the RSVP was due today and I don't know how I will sneak in two people that no one knows. But I will try.

Soror Jitterbug13,

Thanks for the effort....I don't want you to get in trouble with the fam trying to sneak folx into the wedding....lol....but if you do see a couple of cuties tell em about your "OOhsoFly" single soror in Charlotte..

[TonyB06]

Dear Office Max,

Why, on Feb. 4, 2008, would you send me an in-store coupon that expired on Dec. 15, 2007? ....I mean, really, what is you thinkin?


Dear Georgia,
The whole world is watching. You know how many registered and new voters are on the books (after all, they're your books). The "ooops, sorry we didn't have enough voting machines available for yall" trick will not work ....and will likely land you in court on the business end of a lawsuit. ....do yall know Office Max?

[9dstpm]

Dear New England Patriots:

Too bad, so sad that you didn't get to have your "perfect" season. Cheaters NEVER win!!

Still LMAO at the Giant Upset,

9dstpm


Dear Jacksonville Jaguars:

I can't wait until September. You will have a new little fan on opening day. I will be at the stadium with my teal and black on with my little one (who will be about 6 mos old) strapped in a Snugli and cheering from the family section. I'm not happy about ya'll raising your ticket prices, but that's OK. Ya'll still my team.

Saving my pennies for tickets,

9dstpm


Dear Dennis:

I watched "Breach" over the weekend. It was a good movie even though you were seen for only 15 minutes total. You looked good, but I kept wondering when you were going to take that trench coat off. You were inside for 2 of your scenes. Was it cold at the FBI office? Did you have somewhere to go when you finished your scenes? It looked like you had a really nice outfit on under the coat, but it just kept getting in the way. You know I like to look at you. By the way, how are you keeping busy during the writer's strike? I'm all bored at home. You could at least offer me a ride in your hybrid convertible that only like 24 other people in the world have. Until you come over, I'll keep myself busy watching your other movies like "Heat" and "Random Hearts".

Still your biggest fan,

9dstpm

[OOhsoflyDELTA#9]

^^^^^^Soror, your letters to Dennis kill me...too funny!!!!!

[crimsonspark2]

Dear Neighbors in My Complex,

Could you PLEASE stop parking your oversized vehicles in spaces that are clearly marked compact? Or if you're going to drive a big body, at the very least learn how to drive and park it. I'm tired of coming home and not being able to park because you've taken up two spaces or you've parked so close to the line that it's hard for me to get in. I am two seconds away from saying forget it and squeezing my little Focus into that tight space. If your vehicle just happens to get scratched in the process of me getting into/out of my space (which could very well happen), well those are the breaks. Maybe that will help you to learn to be more considerate of others who just want to park, go into their home, and relax after a long day.

Neighborly,

crimsonspark2

[Velocity_14]

Dear devil,

You WILL NOT win. And just for the record, you are STILL my foot stool...so thanks!

~V14~

[9dstpm]

Dear Chest Congestion:

I really need you to go away, NOW! You know I'm preggers and can't take any real medicine for it. All I can do is drink, drink, drink you away. I can't sleep at night because all I do is cough, and when I do sleep, it's during the day. I missed 2 whole hours of secrets, lies, and paternity tests on Maury today because of you. Then you wake me right back up when some infomercial comes on. I would really like to have a Magic Bullet, but I really wanted to know if that lady who slept with her cousin's man and had his baby was gonna marry him. You have got to go and soon. My baby shower is Saturday and I want to be able to enjoy my piece of cake!!!

Sincerely,

9dstpm

[likeaTREE]

Dear lazy coworkers,
If you do not want to work...Do us all a favor and call out so we don't expect you to do anything GOSH!