Corrupt-A-Wish

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by tld221

granted, but now your new pain is watching that Britney debaucle over and over.

i wish i had a real job. not this temp bs.

granted but now you make less than you did at your temp job

I wished the Redskins had lost yesterday.

[scbelle]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

granted but now you make less than you did at your temp job

I wished the Redskins had lost yesterday.

Hush your mouth! Granted, but now Miami's season will go to pot and your fantasy football season will go down the drain.

I wish that I will get the job I applied for today.

[RU OX Alum]

Granted, but you'll only have the position for three weeks before they "reassign to you Phil's team" because they will tell you, "they need a young mover and shaker to revive an underperforming work group" but what they won't tell you is that they are underperforming because everyone hates phil and quit when he got promoted.

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

[skylark]

Granted but then your employer makes you work an extra 20.

I wish I had a maid named Fifi who cleaned the house and made fresh croissants every morning.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by skylark

Granted but then your employer makes you work an extra 20.

I wish I had a maid named Fifi who cleaned the house and made fresh croissants every morning.

granted but secretly your maid is a transsexual male.

I wish I could get the new ipod

[RU OX Alum]

granted but then they make another new two weeks from now


i wish i could go take a nap

[skylark]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

granted but then they make another new two weeks from now


i wish i could go take a nap

granted, but you drank so much coffee this morning that you can't actually fall asleep

i wish i had packed a lunch today for work