Corrupt-A-Wish

[ASUADPi]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

I wish I could go to an NFL game on Sunday

Granted, but you are in the nosebleed section with fat, topless (male) drunks all around you screaming at the refs.


I wish my animals could clean up for themselves.

[kathykd2005]

Originally Posted by ASUADPi

Granted, but you are in the nosebleed section with fat, topless (male) drunks all around you screaming at the refs.


I wish my animals could clean up for themselves.

Granted, but you lose the ability to clean up after yourself, particularly in the restroom.

I wish all of my classes would be moved to one floor where I teach.

[AnatraAmore]

Granted, but they then decide they don't need you and so, they take all of your belongings and move out. (Leaving you with an empty, clean house... which might be what you want...)


I wish that it would be warm in New England all year.

[Fleur de Lis]

Granted, but global warming would force it underwater.

I wish people on GC didn't waste so much time fighting.

[honeychile]

Granted, but some people aren't happy unless they're arguing with others.


I wish someone would change my bed with freshly washed & ironed sheets every day.

[JennRN]

granted, but your bed will be short-sheeted everytime you get into it.

I wish Taco Bell had delivery service

[SWTXBelle]

granted, but you will gain twenty pounds.

I wish someone would buy my house.

[AnatraAmore]

Granted, but you then end up homeless living in a cardboard box condo...

I wish that lesson plans weren't such a pain to write.