torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

[cutie_cat_4ever]

Originally Posted by scbelle

I don't understand why we're bashing each other! Y'all are just a bunch of snarks (not SNORKS, because they're actualy kewl. ) I think until you grow up, or until GC starts closing the memberships, I will leave. *sniff* (Read: I will still lurk around, stalk others, and interject into conversations that have nothing to do with me just so I can cause mo' drama.)

We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by scbelle

This coming from a follically-challenged PLUSHY??? The nerve of some people!

I can't help it if you're intimidated by my hotness.

[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

bwahahaha



cuteASAbug - I think if Josie & the Pussycats is your true home, you should go to the HQ w/ your mom and a leopard print jumpsuit and have her explain to them what an excellent student you are and how you would be an asset to their chapter.

If this is your dream, you can't give up!

Well after my mother threatened to sue them and used her telepathic powers to dump a gallon of pig's blood on the national prez's head, they put a restraining order on us and I am not allowed within 50 feet of any Josie and the Pussycats. I'm trying to find a way around that. Are there any Pussycats on here who want to help a Care Bear out?

[12dn94dst]

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Well after my mother threatened to sue them and used her telepathic powers to dump a gallon of pig's blood on the national prez's head, they put a restraining order on us and I am not allowed within 50 feet of any Josie and the Pussycats. I'm trying to find a way around that. Are there any Pussycats on here who want to help a Care Bear out?

I'm sorry to hear that cutsASAbug

I'm a proud new member of the Princess of Power group. We're by far the most popular and beautiful group on the campus and that's why I picked them during recruitment.

Once I'm inititiated I'd be more than happy to write you a rec so you can rush at your new school!

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by Fleur de Lis

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Hukd on fonics wurkd fer u. Reading is fundamental. But srsly, Barbie is like the worst house ever!!! What they did to poor Midge is still talked about. If you don't believe me, check here. Why would you want to join a house with that kind of stigma attached to it? Unless, of course, you likebeing known as the girl who produces children out of wedlock. In which case, I'm sure the Precious Moments girls can have a special candlelight just for you. But all kidding aside, Barbie is still struggling to regain popularity after their dirty laundry got aired all over the United States. They're so desperate for members and credibility now, that they're willing to take anyone. They're totally not picky. You should definitely go for it.

[12dn94dst]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Hukd on fonics wurkd fer u. Reading is fundamental. But srsly, Barbie is like the worst house ever!!! What they did to poor Midge is still talked about. If you don't believe me, check here. Why would you want to join a house with that kind of stigma attached to it? Unless, of course, you likebeing known as the girl who produces children out of wedlock. In which case, I'm sure the Precious Moments girls can have a special candlelight just for you. But all kidding aside, Barbie is still struggling to regain popularity after their dirty laundry got aired all over the United States. They're so desperate for members and credibility now, that they're willing to take anyone. They're totally not picky. You should definitely go for it.

well eye look ALL OVER in like 3 posts of 2 DIFFRENT threads and didn't find anything so i thought i wud ax yall here. u r a h8tr 4 saying mean things about Barbie....you probably tried to rush Barbie suicide after you got cut you know they are the bomb and your the one whos desparate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fantASTic]

OMG!! Us Rainbow Brites are NOT lesbians. We just pretend to be so that our brother fraternity [well, they're not really our brother fraternity, just that every single Rainbow Brite chapter everywhere hangs out with the Money Honeys] thinks we are super super hot and invites us over all the time!



..Holy run-on sentence, Batman.

[SydneyK]

I just heard from my sister-in-law's best friend's mom's sister's daughter-in-law that the Disney Princesses are recolonizing at Far Far Away U. Pshaw. Like they'll ever get any good women after that fiasco at the ball last year. When will they ever learn?

[ealymc]

Originally Posted by cutie_cat_4ever

We're all in this together
Once we know
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true

OH! This makes me happy! LOL

But nothing will make your life more fulfilled than having your boyfriends in our X-men frat. We are not only the most bad ass on campus and through the most kickass mutant battles, you don't want to say no... believe me. The last guy that denied a bid was mysteriously found with six DEEP slices in his chest and his eyes bored out with what looks to be lazers...

...this is actually a call for help. Someone.. anyone... Xavier's gone freakin' mad!

[33girl]

Josie is a namby pamby bitch that can't keep her hands off my man Alan.

xoxo,
Alexandra (proud GDI)

[sageofages]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

Uh...the Ken Fraternity on What-stud-ee U are not all that hot!

The Jem group held a toga with them and well let's just say rumor has it that there isn't a whole lot under those sheets!

[Xylochick216]

cuteASAbug,

Just have your mom call to fix things for you. I'm sure she's super-involved in your life!

You should really stick around and give your house a try. I know you might think they're so diverse that you don't fit in, but you can try.

[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by Xylochick216

cuteASAbug,

Just have your mom call to fix things for you. I'm sure she's super-involved in your life!

You should really stick around and give your house a try. I know you might think they're so diverse that you don't fit in, but you can try.

OMG!!! U r so totall rite!!!! Whoever said diversity is the new pink was seriously misguided! Being diverse suks!!! We're all so different that we have nothing in common. I mean I like suns, another girl likes hearts, another girl likes shamrocks. What's really there for us to talk about??? And the pressure to be a Care Bear is just so great. I can't be expected to be fun and shine all of the time. TISNF!!!!