torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

[LatinaAlumna]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Last spring I pledged Care Bears thinking that it was the greatest sorority evah. Now these girls just annoy me. All they ever do is sit around and compare who's stomach is cuter. The only fraternity that will even mix with us is the Snorks, which says a lot. I totally should've been a My Little Pony with my long, shiny hair. But My Little Pony is too cool for school and doesn't need to COB. I never even got a pin from Care Bears, but I hear that Strawberry Shortcake is having a COB party tonight. Can I still be a Raggedy Ann? I'm torn I totally love Care Bears but I want to be in a better sorority. Help me ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say, just start a whole NEW sorority! Everyone's doing it, these days!

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

[preciousjeni]

Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

PS--If you want to draw a diverse group of members, you can always call yourselves "stuffed-animal BASED with an action-figure membership"...and feel free to flip-flop on that designation whenever it's convenient for you.

I am embarassingly late to the thread, but this junk had me rollin'!