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[cuteASAbug]

Originally Posted by Fleur de Lis

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Hukd on fonics wurkd fer u. Reading is fundamental. But srsly, Barbie is like the worst house ever!!! What they did to poor Midge is still talked about. If you don't believe me, check here. Why would you want to join a house with that kind of stigma attached to it? Unless, of course, you likebeing known as the girl who produces children out of wedlock. In which case, I'm sure the Precious Moments girls can have a special candlelight just for you. But all kidding aside, Barbie is still struggling to regain popularity after their dirty laundry got aired all over the United States. They're so desperate for members and credibility now, that they're willing to take anyone. They're totally not picky. You should definitely go for it.