torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

cuteASAbug · #1 09-07-2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by violetpretty

I heard a rumor that Beanie Babies is colonizing next year. They're really popular nationally, but the new chapter will be desperate for members. You should totally wait it out.

OMG! Why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?! Srsly. You really must hate new posters.

violetpretty · #2 09-07-2007, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

OMG! Why are you being so mean to me? What did I ever do to you?! Srsly. You really must hate new posters.

I was just saying, it'd be an easy in! Srsly. And then you can transfer to a school where Beanie Babies is the shit.

12dn94dst · #3 09-07-2007, 09:17 AM

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

texas*princess · #4 09-07-2007, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab

Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

sageofages · #5 09-07-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by texas*princess

The Barbies at my school are definitely pretty but they sure can be mean girls!

I heard Skipper is in rehab

Everyone says she did drugs and that's how she was so skinny

The Ken fraternity on my campus are ALL hot though!

Uh...the Ken Fraternity on What-stud-ee U are not all that hot!

The Jem group held a toga with them and well let's just say rumor has it that there isn't a whole lot under those sheets!

Xylochick216 · #6 09-07-2007, 10:14 AM

cuteASAbug,

Just have your mom call to fix things for you. I'm sure she's super-involved in your life!

You should really stick around and give your house a try. I know you might think they're so diverse that you don't fit in, but you can try.

cuteASAbug · #7 09-07-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Xylochick216

cuteASAbug,

Just have your mom call to fix things for you. I'm sure she's super-involved in your life!

You should really stick around and give your house a try. I know you might think they're so diverse that you don't fit in, but you can try.

OMG!!! U r so totall rite!!!! Whoever said diversity is the new pink was seriously misguided! Being diverse suks!!! We're all so different that we have nothing in common. I mean I like suns, another girl likes hearts, another girl likes shamrocks. What's really there for us to talk about??? And the pressure to be a Care Bear is just so great. I can't be expected to be fun and shine all of the time. TISNF!!!!

AlphaFrog · #8 09-07-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

I mean I like suns, another girl likes hearts, another girl likes shamrocks. What's really there for us to talk about???

Lucky Charms?

DaemonSeid · #9 12-19-2007, 10:34 AM

What do I need to do if I want to pledge GI Joe?

I wanted to pledge He Man but I don't have enough muscles and altho I am a legacy (Cobra Commander's nephew) I don't think that Cobra is right for me.

I considered Voltron but there is no Lion's Den on my campus and the Transformers have been suspended ever since they got into a fight with Spiderman and Fantastic Four over who had the better movie.

I thought about rushing for Lego but they all act like 4 year olds.

I like the color blue and considered the Smurfs but they said I was too tall.

One of my friends wanted me to rush The Legion of Doom but they all look kind of shady.

I just hope I don't become like my best friend. He is a wrestler and pledged the WWE organization here and one of his friends died 2 weeks after and they found steroids in his locker...I did notice his mood changing weeks ago and we don't really talk much anymore.

Dungeons and Dragons is looking good right now but they don't really pull the hot women like the others.

I am so confused...what should I do?

REE1993 · #10 09-07-2007, 02:16 PM

I heard that Puffalumps was petitioning NPC to be the 27th member.

cuteASAbug · #11 09-07-2007, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fleur de Lis

I am going through recruitment at Big Competitive State U and really want to be a Barbie!!!!!1111!!

And I am a Legacy! My mom was a Barbie at the same school, but she was dismissed for sneaking GI Joe into the house (this was before Ken) and revealing Barbie ritual info at a frat party. Do you think this effects my legacy standing?

Strawberry Shortcake is practically begging me to join, but HELLO I am a BLONDE and they are all REDHEADS!!

Oh, and I'm 28 and a senior and have two kids and one on the way - do you think Barbie will hold this against me????

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Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

Well a couple of years ago, one of the Barbies got kicked out for being pregnant when she wasn't married, so that may work against you. My Dogwalker's manicurist was a Barbie at Podunk College. She could totally write you a rec.

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Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Hukd on fonics wurkd fer u. Reading is fundamental. But srsly, Barbie is like the worst house ever!!! What they did to poor Midge is still talked about. If you don't believe me, check here. Why would you want to join a house with that kind of stigma attached to it? Unless, of course, you likebeing known as the girl who produces children out of wedlock. In which case, I'm sure the Precious Moments girls can have a special candlelight just for you. But all kidding aside, Barbie is still struggling to regain popularity after their dirty laundry got aired all over the United States. They're so desperate for members and credibility now, that they're willing to take anyone. They're totally not picky. You should definitely go for it.

LatinaAlumna · #12 09-07-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Pffft! You think that is hard? Try getting into the TERESA'S. They only take girls who had their quinces featured on MTV Super Sweet Sixteen.
And...I heard they won't even go NEAR the Los gatos del trueno/Thundercats Fraternidad, Incorporados. Too good for them.

*sobbing*

I never stood a chance to be a Teresa. I had to become....a...DORA EXPLORER!!!!!!

SydneyK · #13 09-07-2007, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaAlumna

I had to become....a...DORA EXPLORA!!!!!!

Yeah, that sucks. But at least you get to hang out with the Diegos.

AlphaFrog · #14 09-07-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SydneyK

Yeah, that sucks. But at least you get to hang out with the Diegos.

The Diegos are TEH HOTT.

alphagamgirlie · #15 09-07-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 12dn94dst

OMG i CANNOT BELIEVE that NO ONE has mentioned the BARBIES!!!! omg, they totally have the best house EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! i mean so what they require income statements and tax returns from your parents grandparents and next door neighbors i mean is it really excessive to ask the mayor to send a notarized letter attesting to the fact that you live in the rich part of town that's like MINOR and omg they are SO pretty i could never fit in there all the girls are like a size -2 i SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO want to pledge them but I heard you have to sacrifice a goat and a potbelly pig to get in is this true? i also heard that they have super secret initiation ceremony that the public is invited to but you have to sleep with all the Ken frat guys to get the super secret secret squirrel initiation and the founders come to that one and you have to be really drunk all the time so frat boys will like you i don't care though i want to pledge Barbie so i get to hang out with the Kens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

OMG size 2??? WTF, I heard it was size 0...they were dirty rushing me telling me they were THE size 0 sorority saying they wanted my skinny size 0 fabulous self with them, thankfully I ditched the Barbie size 2 sorority, they're fatties!!!!!!! Ewwwwwww... gross!!!! What cows!!! that means...oh my, they must be tripping on acid during their fat-circling ritual to THINK they're size 0!!!! What druggies!!!!