Corrupt-A-Wish

[Engelwood]

Granted, but it put a red shirt in with your whites and now you've only got pink tee-shirts.

I wish my air conditioner didn't sound like a Harley Davidson when I turned it on.

[MysticCat]

Granted. Now it sounds like a Boeing 747.

I wish I cared more.

ETA: No, more important than that, I wish I could spell.

[PM_Mama00]

Granted, but your brain goes on spelling overload and you can't stop spelling and then your tongue cramps up and you can no longer speak.

I wish rain didn't give me headaches.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

granted, now it gives you uncontrollable drooling and eye twitches



I wish it was a more comfortable temperature.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

granted, now it gives you uncontrollable drooling and eye twitches



I wish it was a more comfortable temperature.

granted....but it's somewhere else


I wish beyonce would stop singing

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, Beyonce stops singing, as does, Trisha Yearwood, Faith Hill, Amy Lee and Sheryl Crow. But, due to the vacancy of true talent, David Hosselhoff (sp?) revives his music career and his current single becomes number one on the billboard charts for 8 weeks in a row.

I wish my sister and I went to the same University so that we could live together. (I miss her)

[sageofages]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

granted....but it's somewhere else


I wish beyonce would stop singing

Granted, but now you are stuck listening to William Hung nonstop on your IPOD.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[BetteDavisEyes]

Granted but now she listens to heavy metal music at loud decibels all the time.

Granted but all the dirt & junk from inside your house now resides in your front yard where you're constantly getting cited by the city.



I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

edited because Dang, BetteDavisEyes beat me


ok, wish granted but your chocolate cake is 3259386503 calories a slice


I wish it was the end of the workweek already.