Corrupt-A-Wish

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, you have the cure for breast cancer. But, as soon as it is approved by the FDA and put on the market 2 new cancers arise that only affect small children and are non responsive to current treatments.


I wish I could always walk around barefoot without my bosses jumping my shit.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Granted, you have the cure for breast cancer. But, as soon as it is approved by the FDA and put on the market 2 new cancers arise that only affect small children and are non responsive to current treatments.


I wish I could always walk around barefoot without my bosses jumping my shit.

granted but you have hairy hobbit's feet that always seem to be stepping in shit.


I wish Tiger Woods would find another sport to play besides golf

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, Tiger Woods decides to divorce his wife and take up extreme dating. During all of his dating-cepades, he catches an unknown and thus untreatable STD. He eventually ends up on your doorstep waiting to take out your daughter.


I wish I didn't care so much.

[Engelwood]

Alla-ka-zam! Wish granted.

Not caring slowly becomes an obsession even greater than caring too much. You spend every waking hour telling yourself that things don't matter as your family and friends all realize that you aren't dependable leaving you sad and lonely.

I wish I could take 5 shots off my handicap.

[OneTimeSBX]

granted. but you are playing on Wii...so it doesnt really count.

i wish my car ran on water.

[kstar]

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX

granted. but you are playing on Wii...so it doesnt really count.

i wish my car ran on water.

Granted but you get a mile to 50 gallons.

I wish I had more free time.

[summer_gphib]

GRANTED! But you get evicted because you also no longer have a job.

I wish my laundry would just do itself.