Corrupt-A-Wish

[BetteDavisEyes]

Granted but karma gets you and you lose everything


I wish I had something to do today.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

Granted but karma gets you and you lose everything


I wish I had something to do today.

Granted

You do, my job and no training with 4 docs eagerly awaiting results...and u will make only 1/4 of what I make....



I wish I had the cure for cancer

[Kevin]

Granted.

But you're attacked by killer Bees.

I wish I could finish all of my work today.

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, you have the cure for breast cancer. But, as soon as it is approved by the FDA and put on the market 2 new cancers arise that only affect small children and are non responsive to current treatments.


I wish I could always walk around barefoot without my bosses jumping my shit.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by AlwaysSAI

Granted, you have the cure for breast cancer. But, as soon as it is approved by the FDA and put on the market 2 new cancers arise that only affect small children and are non responsive to current treatments.


I wish I could always walk around barefoot without my bosses jumping my shit.

granted but you have hairy hobbit's feet that always seem to be stepping in shit.


I wish Tiger Woods would find another sport to play besides golf

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, Tiger Woods decides to divorce his wife and take up extreme dating. During all of his dating-cepades, he catches an unknown and thus untreatable STD. He eventually ends up on your doorstep waiting to take out your daughter.


I wish I didn't care so much.

[Engelwood]

Alla-ka-zam! Wish granted.

Not caring slowly becomes an obsession even greater than caring too much. You spend every waking hour telling yourself that things don't matter as your family and friends all realize that you aren't dependable leaving you sad and lonely.

I wish I could take 5 shots off my handicap.

[OneTimeSBX]

granted. but you are playing on Wii...so it doesnt really count.

i wish my car ran on water.