Corrupt-A-Wish

[AlwaysSAI]

Granted, Tiger Woods decides to divorce his wife and take up extreme dating. During all of his dating-cepades, he catches an unknown and thus untreatable STD. He eventually ends up on your doorstep waiting to take out your daughter.


I wish I didn't care so much.

[Engelwood]

Alla-ka-zam! Wish granted.

Not caring slowly becomes an obsession even greater than caring too much. You spend every waking hour telling yourself that things don't matter as your family and friends all realize that you aren't dependable leaving you sad and lonely.

I wish I could take 5 shots off my handicap.

[OneTimeSBX]

granted. but you are playing on Wii...so it doesnt really count.

i wish my car ran on water.

[kstar]

Originally Posted by OneTimeSBX

granted. but you are playing on Wii...so it doesnt really count.

i wish my car ran on water.

Granted but you get a mile to 50 gallons.

I wish I had more free time.

[summer_gphib]

GRANTED! But you get evicted because you also no longer have a job.

I wish my laundry would just do itself.

[Engelwood]

Granted, but it put a red shirt in with your whites and now you've only got pink tee-shirts.

I wish my air conditioner didn't sound like a Harley Davidson when I turned it on.

[MysticCat]

Granted. Now it sounds like a Boeing 747.

I wish I cared more.

ETA: No, more important than that, I wish I could spell.