Corrupt-A-Wish

BetteDavisEyes · #1 06-26-2007, 03:17 PM

*gasp* That was cruel about the book.

Granted but your power shuts off in the middle of playing b/c of unpaid bills.

Granted but your plane has no propellers.

I wish my homework was already done.

DaemonSeid · #2 06-26-2007, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

*gasp* That was cruel about the book.

Granted but your power shuts off in the middle of playing b/c of unpaid bills.

Granted but your plane has no propellers.

I wish my homework was already done.

Granted but that same power outage wiped your hard drive and you find yourself at 2am starting all over again to hand it in on time @ 9am

NOW!!! HA!!

I wish I had some ice cream right now

(5 secs off of taking my co worker's daughter's ice cream......and it's hot as Hades outside.)

FHwku · #3 06-26-2007, 03:59 PM

ta da! ice cream. but the ice cream man stashed his crack in the cream. your crack addiction is gonna have you eating dog food and on A&E's "Intervention" faster than you can say, "Tyrone Biggums."

i wish i was diving into some water right now.

adpiucf · #4 06-26-2007, 04:08 PM

Ok, but just so you know, the water is 40 degrees.

I wish the workday was done.

BetteDavisEyes · #5 06-26-2007, 04:34 PM

Granted! You get to go home where a dog with the shits awaits you.

I wish I weighed 20 pounds less.

PM_Mama00 · #6 06-26-2007, 06:23 PM

Granted, but you find out how you lost weight after you shit out a 5 ft tapeworm.

I wish I could have a whole day to sleep.

Animate · #7 06-26-2007, 08:17 PM

Granted but that sleep turns into a full blown coma!

I wish I had enough money to buy an engagement ring for my lady.