spill the best (accident) stories of your childhood

[KSUViolet06]

When I was 7, my dad and I went to the lake. The lake had a boat dock thing that went out into the water. The lake also had alot of ducks and big white geese.

So I went out onto the boat dock, without my dad (I think he was turning meat on the grill), to feed the ducks. I threw some breadcrumbs out onto the water for the ducks.

Well, the geese apparently wanted some bread too because at least 10 big white geese (who were taller than 5 yr old me) swooped down and started HONKING and attacking me trying to get the food out of my hand.

They were blocking my way so I couldn't get off the dock, so I went the opposite direction, towards the water. I screamed "DADDDDYYYY!" He came running to try to get me, but by then I was on the edge of this boat dock surrounded by big scary birds.

Well, when my dad ran out to try to scare the birds away, he scared them so bad that they ran TOWARDS me, knocking me off into the water which pretty deep (deep enough to sail in). I couldn't swim at all so I was frantic.

My dad jumped in and got me out of the water, as I was screaming "Help! I'm drowning! I'm gonna get eaten by a shark (which is funny because I really thought that)!"

I got yelled at when I got home because he apparently never told me I could go out there and feed ducks. He even cried because he was thinking of what could've happened if he hadn't been able to get to me. But after I got yelled at, he took me to Dairy Queen, so it was alright.