spill the best (accident) stories of your childhood

[mulattogyrl]

I was rolling in a tire and chipped my right front tooth on the ground. It still shows to this day.

I got hit by a bike (10 speed) while playing double-dutch and broke my collar bone.

My daughter shaved her eyebrows.

[AlphaFrog]

My mom told me that when I was 17 months old, I walked into the kitchen, where her and her friend were sitting, threw down my toy, and said "Oh shit", and then walked out.

[BetteDavisEyes]

When I was 4, I was admiring all the wigs that my aunt owned but I thought only bald women could wear them so I started cutting my hair. My mom was able to stop me but not until after I had given myself a nice bald patch above my forehead and right ear. I had to wear a hat or scarf to cover up my bad hair-cut.

[mystikchick]

i managed to break my own nose - gymnastics class, we were being thrown into a foam pit and nobody told me to keep my body rigid. so i got tossed in all loose and floppy and the next thing i know is incredible pain and people asking me if i can open my eyes. broke my nose and had two hellishly awesome black eyes for about a month (like the kind that goes black, blue, purple, green, yellow)

[ziasha07]

We were on a church trip a few years ago and the beds in the hotel were unusually high. My neice who was around two or so at the time had seen the other kids jump from one bed to another and I guess she wanted to try. She preped herself, ran, jumped, and landed flat on her face beside the other bed. She just wasn't tall enough. She cried the whole rest of the night.

[AlethiaSi]

When I was 3 or 4, I wandered away from my mom and found a pair of scissors. She found me in the bathroom with my hair all cut all over the place covered in red stuff. She freaked out, but realized a few minutes later that I was actually covered in lipstick.

When I was like 3, I also stuck my mom's keys in to an electrical socket. out of all of the keys, i happened to grab the car key that had the black plastic/rubber on it. I blew all the fuses in the house and was thrown back against the opposite wall with my hair standing straight up...

Also, my first words were HELP me! I got stuck hanging from my moms desk when the rollie chair i was standing on rolled away from me

[tld221]

my sister, when she was younger, cut all of her hair in the back so her naps wouldnt grow back.

though subconsciously disturbing, true story - guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by mulattogyrl

I was rolling in a tire and chipped my right front tooth on the ground. It still shows to this day.

Jean Louise Finch!