Hair transplants...

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Did I read some where that you are a National Officer of your organization? Ah, I think you may have posted that somewhere. So you should be careful about acting all high & mighty - You know that there are people that valkyrie is talking about that knows about people getting all puffed up about the HT situation. Or are you as impotent & selfless as You proclaim to Be?

Some of you act like you don't believe in unicorns and the mystical powers they grant the residents of sleepy college towns.

I have not been granted the full gift of impotency quite yet but rest assure that I'm as impotent and selfless as the powers that be have made me be. How did this HT topic become about me, anyway? I just wanted everyone to play nice. I know people take HT seriously and I am just warning you all that a lot of puppies have cried and died as a result of this thread. HT should never hurt puppies. Never.

"Until you do right by HT, everything you even THINK about is going to fail." ~Miss Celie

[AChiOhSnap]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Some of you act like you don't believe in unicorns and the mystical powers they grant the residents of sleepy college towns.

I have not been granted the full gift of impotency quite yet but rest assure that I'm as impotent and selfless as the powers that be have made me be. How did this HT topic become about me, anyway? I just wanted everyone to play nice. I know people take HT seriously and I am just warning you all that a lot of puppies have cried and died as a result of this thread. HT should never hurt puppies. Never.

"Until you do right by HT, everything you even THINK about is going to fail." ~Miss Celie

Of course I believe in unicorns, I'm part unicorn.

As soon as I get back from my otherkin convention, I'll post pics!

Wait, do you think that I should try to hide my unicornness from salons?

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by AChiOhSnap

Wait, do you think that I should try to hide my unicornness from salons?

Yea.. if they found out you were part unicorn, they'd drop you like a hot potato!

[AChiOhSnap]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

Yea.. if they found out you were part unicorn, they'd drop you like a hot potato!

OMG I *knew* that was why I never got any invites back to transplant consultations the first time around!

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by AChiOhSnap

Of course I believe in unicorns, I'm part unicorn.

As soon as I get back from my otherkin convention, I'll post pics!

Wait, do you think that I should try to hide my unicornness from salons?

Well then you have more mystical powers than I do so I must gracefully defer to your awesomeness.

Having a horn can be frightening to salons. People ridicule and attempt to exclude what they don't understand. Not to be confused with you sucking, in general, and their just not liking you.

Now...go...prance along green pastures and prepare your unicorngreatness for HT. They better accept you or you shall remind them of how lucky they really are as you thrust your horn into their ribs.

[AChiOhSnap]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Well then you have more mystical powers than I do so I must gracefully defer to your awesomeness.

Having a horn can be frightening to salons. People ridicule and attempt to exclude what they don't understand. Not to be confused with you sucking, in general, and their just not liking you.

Now...go...prance along green pastures and prepare your unicorngreatness for HT. They better accept you or you shall remind them of how lucky they really are as you thrust your horn into their ribs.

Wow...thanks for the words of encouragement!

Even though my blatant and unchecked weirdness has prevented me from ever engaging in any normal social interactions, I'm glad that I can still find my HT home!