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Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS
*sound the trumpets*
Some of you all are really rude to each other and I wonder how some of you get off telling others to "bite them" like you're ravishing animals.
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Did I read some where that you are a National Officer of your organization? Ah, I think you may have posted that somewhere. So you should be careful about acting all high & mighty - You know that there are people that valkyrie is talking about that knows about people getting all puffed up about the HT situation. Or are you as impotent & selfless as You proclaim to Be?
ACHIOSnap - you have made me so happy that you have chosen to join the journey. Maybe Xylo can help us both find the right place where we will fit in & fulfill our dreams of HT.
I want my jewel to be the Tiger Eye - because its the eye of the tiger (dun-dundundun-dundundun-dundundunnnn-theeyeofthetiger-dundundun-dundundun-dundundunnnn) - can't wait to get my badge!
As for shoes - I cannot wear Uggs (which is short for UGGLY) nor Crocs. And those socky things with the rubber grips - uh, no. I prefer socks though - especially with flip flops. My cousin Hickey bought me some socks once that are a different color for each toe. With those bloody white flip flops he gave me, I am stylin at my finest. Every time I wear those with my princess costume & take out my Cabbage Patch Doll, I feel like I am queen of the world. And people like me - I know that they do.
So forget you, Crazy Larry's - there are plenty of hair salons on my list that I am shopping around for that will be the best fit for me. I especially love the newest one I found who has Rapunzel for their spokesmodel & one of their members. I always check out the famous HT clients online so I will know which ones have the most popular clients. That is very important to me in finding a HT salon that fits with fulfilling my lifelong journey.
So since I am a Disney freak, I will name my current top 5 with Princess names:
Jasmine - goodness, who couldn't love this place! I mean I think that I fulfill all their criteria, and I do a lot of work for the people that they specifically cater to (even though its not something that I personally have knowledge of) - especially when I help my cousin Hickey deliver guns to people like them. He says that some people can't go into the Wal-Marts or gun shows to buy guns for themselves, so he does it for them. He is such a good guy.
Snow White - let's just say the whiter the better - I think that having pale skin & black hair is just so awesome & I would love to call myself a Snow White client. Plus their company's colors are awesome - black & white!!! Couldn't you just die?!
Cinderella - okay, so they got a few mice running around, and some crazy ass skinny guy calling himself the Fairy God-daddy (my cousin Hickey says that means it is probably a good salon) who makes all HT candidates dreams come true. I am so excited because I have put a lot of service work into working with animals, and mice just never seem to come out on top. Its sad really. So I am super excited about this place.
Aurora (aka, Sleeping Beauty - yes, she does have a real name) - OMG talk about a dream I've always wanted - this place is to die for & I think everyone searching for HT should come here first. They are the best & even though they cost more money than I have, my cousin Hickey says he can make me a loan and that I can work off the money by meeting some friends of his at the motel a couple of nights a week. He says that I can do that undercovers work he sometimes does - I think that would be so exciting since I've always wanted to be a police officer.
Belle - I mean they actually use The Beast as their mascot because they have such a successful HT business. I can't imagine having such beautiful hair like the Beast & maybe even get my nails done like his. But I don't want to get ahead of myself. I know that is a lot to hope for, but I can always hope, right?!
So that is the update for now. Thank you again for all of your help, everybody! I am so excited about my journey & fulfilling my dream!!
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